Author Topic: Could you make a weapon out of that  (Read 7025 times)

I make an army.

You get a rifle.

I beat you down with it for being an idiot.


You are given a broken I5 processor, a wooden plank, several rolls of scotch tape, and a small box of rusty nails.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2011, 09:59:50 PM by HelplessNobb88 »

Wooden Plank + Small Box of Rusty Nails = Nail Board
Nail Board + Scotch Tape + Broken i5 Processor = Nail Board, Property of Pentium®

Your Inventory:
Roll of Scotch Tape x2, a Gun Barrel, a Lead Pipe, Bottle of Superglue x4, Rock x2, and Cannonball x6

I glue/tape the cannonball to the gun and use it as a mace

You get:
A chainsaw
A broom
Duct tape
And a cat

I make a shaved cat
coated with duct tape and armed with a broom.

You have two 5 foot long wires, a board, a metal bat and a box
of nails

Metal Bat + Wooden Board + 5' Long Wire = Very Long Metal Bat
Very Long Metal Bat + Box = Killer (Metophorically) Birthday Present

Your Inventory:
Rope x3, a Bottle of Superglue, 3' Wooden Pole, and a Frag Grenade

I make a small box out of all the materials exept for the grenade, I put the grenade in the box and it is a birthday present.

You get some duct tape, a lead pipe, a nail, a cricket bat, and 3 small peices of pipe

Lead Pipe + Duct Tape + Cricket bat = Cricket pike
Cricket pike + rest of duct tape + 3 small pieces of pipe = Super Long Trident. . . . .OF DOOM

ERROR CODE: 404 - The Materials for the weapon were not found.

Your Inventory:
a Tactical Gun Rail, a Trijicon ACOG 4x32 Scope Dual Illuminated Red Chevron, a Crossbow, a CAA AVG Vertical Foregrip, and Roll of Duct Tape x8

A gun that kills.

A banana, an apple, and a yam

ACTION: Eat Apple, Keep Core
ACTION: Extract CYANIDE from Apple Core
ACTION: Discard Yam
COMBINE: Banana + Cyanide = Toxic Banana

Your Inventory:
Rubber Band x10, Wooden Stick x2, a TV screen, and a Soda can

Use wood to make slingshot frame
Use rubber bands to make sligshot
Use TV screen and soda can as ammunition.

You have:
 
Hobby Rocket engines

Napalm.
And
 
Blowgun

« Last Edit: January 22, 2011, 12:42:08 AM by pecon7 »

Can't think of anything. Ignore this
« Last Edit: January 22, 2011, 12:43:57 AM by Vulgus »

can I just refer to first post
No, you break the game.
Ill label my post :c

Rocket powered napalm blowgun.

A purple carrot, a model rocket engine, a device that emits neutrons, and 1.5 kilos of uranium. lets not forget a model rocket kit, either. also vaseline.