My Moms Anti-war logic

[|Shadow]

what in the forget

damn right

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[kake]

shooting a dollar store dart gun at a fence in your backyard does not qualify you as skilledcutting bread with your swiss army knife doesnt qualify you eitheraccidentally hitting a kid in the arm in 3rd grade doesnt count either

Oh god lol

[Skele]

Why the hell would you be pro-war? If there was a war going on where you lived you wouldn't be all for it.

[leonstormrat23]

shooting a dollar store dart gun at a fence in your backyard does not qualify you as skilled
cutting bread with your swiss army knife doesnt qualify you either
accidentally
hitting a kid in the arm in 3rd grade doesnt count either

Nope.avi

Sorry but this is not about yourself.  I used a small caliber handgun at a shooting range before and got 92% accuracy.  And I do more than just use a swiss army knife, I can get 95% accuarcy with a machet when I try to slice a watermelon.  And I don't think fighting with a 27 year old staff sergent does not qualify as a third grader.

How old is your mom exactly? 68 is a strange age to bare children.

No, my Mom is in her 50's now.

On topic:  I just asked my Mom why she places TF2 with a no blood and gore mod with black ops, but she lets me play star wars.  She said there is a difference between make belive and real life.  But star wars just has different weapons, you still kill human beings, and TF2 is the same way, TF2 does not use real weapons, and does not kill real people, it is not like I am trying to kill John McCain or George Bush here, I am trying to kill spy.  These people don't even have real names.

Why the hell would you be pro-war? If there was a war going on where you lived you wouldn't be all for it.

Thats, why I am good at fighting.  I would try and defend myself.  Or move out of the area. But I am not in a war ridden area, I am in a quiet town in FL.  Where IT IS FREEZING OUT!

[Inv3rted]

And I do more than just use a swiss army knife, I can get 95% accuarcy with a machet when I try to slice a watermelon. 

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN LOL

Also, both you and your mom are idiots. It's obviously genetic.

[Skele]

Thats, why I am good at fighting.  I would try and defend myself.  Or move out of the area. But I am not in a war ridden area, I am in a quiet town in FL.  Where IT IS FREEZING OUT!

You are good at fighting because you are pro-war? What?

Being pro-war means you are for war.

[leonstormrat23]

You are good at fighting because you are pro-war? What?

Being pro-war means you are for war.

And I am prepared to fight when needed.

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN LOL

Also, both you and your mom are idiots. It's obviously genetic.

It means my knife skills are fairly good. And I can throw a pocket knife about 15 feet and it go into something.

[Skele]

And I am prepared to fight when needed.

/facepalm

[Mr.Interceptor]

I can get 95% accuarcy with a machet when I try to slice a watermelon.

How the forget can you even miss a watermelon with a machete?

[sir dooble]

And I do more than just use a swiss army knife, I can get 95% accuarcy with a machet when I try to slice a watermelon.

How the forget do you have a percentage accuracy with slicing a watermelon with a machete?
You either hit or you don't.
Cooks and Chefs get 100% accuracy when slicing with a knife.
It's a big green round fruit, and a machete is a long and large weapon. It's not exactly like swinging for a tiny fast moving person.


Your mother is stupid, the fact that she is so old is a clear sign of this.
You're pretty stupid to believe you're ready to go to war at the age of 14.

And do you have any older siblings, because that is a high age for a woman to mother a child, and a ridiculous age for a man to father one. Seems really old. As in, so old that they should have grandchildren by now.

[Prince N]

RE: OP =

Anyone who is Pro-War is idiotic. Anyone who is Anti - War usually has low intelligence when it comes to world economics and other stuff.

"The truth is, war usually is fought for religion or for supplies. But some wars are for a good reason, for example Feminational socialists. And, for example in WW2 when we accidentally the nuke japan. 1. They never forgeted us again and 2. WW2 ended and the Cold War begun (Not much violence, thus the name) If you're going to try to keep me away from video games, you aren't exactly Einstein."

2. ?????
3. Profit?

[skelolego229]

RE: OP =

Anyone who is Pro-War is idiotic. Anyone who is Anti - War usually has low intelligence when it comes to world economics and other stuff.

"The truth is, war usually is fought for religion or for supplies. But some wars are for a good reason, for example Feminational socialists. And, for example in WW2 when we accidentally the nuke japan. 1. They never forgeted us again and 2. WW2 ended and the Cold War begun (Not much violence, thus the name) If you're going to try to keep me away from video games, you aren't exactly Einstein."

2. ?????
3. Profit?

>we apprently nuked japan on accident

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Riot]

RE: OP =

Anyone who is Pro-War is idiotic. Anyone who is Anti - War usually has low intelligence when it comes to world economics and other stuff.

"The truth is, war usually is fought for religion or for supplies. But some wars are for a good reason, for example Feminational socialists. And, for example in WW2 when we accidentally the nuke japan. 1. They never forgeted us again and 2. WW2 ended and the Cold War begun (Not much violence, thus the name) If you're going to try to keep me away from video games, you aren't exactly Einstein."

2. ?????
3. Profit?

 Are those directions? How to I get to part two exactly. I'm not sure how to start off at part one as well.

[Bloody Mary]

we apprently nuked japan on accident

I thought it was a translation error or something.

[sir dooble]

>we apprently nuked japan on accident

AHAHAHAHAHA

Dont you know?
The nuke guy in the American Army spilt coffee over the controls.

Before he knew it, he'd issued a nuclear bombing.
He was too embarassed to say it was an accident before it happened.


It's safe to say he lost his job.