yayquick, prepare your swimsuits
BETELGEUSE WILL NOT AFFECT US AT ALL, YOU MORONS
I knew about this for a while, I can't wait. Dumbass it isn't the biggest star in the universe.
How can someone predict something in the next year?They're making up a lie. All they want is money.
This is an untrusted source, it's already spewing bullstuff.
That sounds pretty cool, although it makes me worry about how the ecosystem here would be affected by constant daylight.