Today I was pirate in tf2
AHOY THAR
everyone: um.. hi
me: THAT BE THE SPIRIT! LET US CHARGE FORWARD AND PAINT THE WALLS WITH BLOOD
everyone: ...
me: AVAST! GUNNER OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!
everyone: *shoots that way*
me: AR HAR HAR HAR.
everyone: yarr!
me: ITS TIME THAT I TEACH THESE SWABS HUMILIATION, ILL LOAD UP MY MINITURE GRAPESHOT, ONE SHOT FROM THIS AND THEYLL WISH THEIR IN A DIFFERENT WORLD
* Rainbow rapes 2 scouts with shotgun
me: ARR HARR HARR
* Rainbow is headshotted
me: SHIVER ME TIMBERS
me: YOU SOYBELLIED SOPSUCKERS DON KNOW WHO YER QUARRLIN WIF, I BE THE GREAT PIRATE.
So in other words
Ahoy thar lads! What be goin' on this fine day?