Oh god, I dare someone to write this.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Metal Gear Solid and WALL-E. The story should use furries as a plot device!
It appears as if i was being revived. It seems that my body is in full condition; I wasn't being consumed by maggots? I'm lucky. Anyways, there seems to be a weird looking macheine transporting me around.. It seems to be lonely.. What the hell is that? *Krystal walks by*
After what seems to have been 4 days.. I'm getting out of my bed. That weird blue fox thing seems to be coming towards me. "How are you doing?" she asked. Uhh.. Who/What the forget are you?
"How rude! I'm just a furry. You know, those anime + animal characters? Millions of cigarettes jack off to me.. Many even as we speak." - Krystal "Yeah, but what the hell is happening?"
"You have been summoned. It is up to you to exterminate every single furcigarette in the world. We will supply you with a pack of cigs, a knife, and an MP3 with JB music on it. It'll be sure to kill your enemies off."
"I guess I should.. Get Starte--AAAAAAAAH" *Shoves knife into her bewbs and slices her all the way to her neck, scattering orange fat-like mass and trillions of blood-cells onto the slightly cum-stained floors*
Furcigarettes down : 1/9001