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CoolSwain
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Author Topic: Alright I Have Something to Confess  (Read 5656 times)

Now I know you guys like me and I have a pretty good reputation for a noob, so don't let this change your opinion about me.

I've probably seem a bit different to you lately, and that is true. From time to time my Type 3 Diabetes kicks in, and I have to use my EpiPen to keep myself alive. It makes my bipolar issues kick in as well, so I tend to get off the wall. I know some of you say I dated my sister, or raped her, but this isn't true. I lied about my sister being my love slave just so I would seem cool and you would accept me. I wish I did have a brother though, my father died after impregnating my mother, so she says, in a tragic hotdog eating contest accident, so I never had a father figure except for my uncle Jimbo who taught me how to masturbate women.

Anyways, my Type 3 Diabetes is fading down right now, so probably by Monday (Sunday I will be at my cult meeting) I will be fine. I accept all your apologies for those of you who have hurt me, you didn't know about my problem so I forgive you guys.

Hugs and kisses,
       CoolSwain xoxo


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« Last Edit: February 05, 2011, 12:18:34 AM by Badspot »



Inb4lie+excuse

If this is true, I am terrible sorry sir.

I saw you edit that Uncle Jimbo in.
Nvm

Also, vat.


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asdf


But anyway

ONTOPIC: alt troll failed and now hes trying to seem cool again

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asdf stop posting so fast

Hue

I lol'd at the uncle jimbo

Did you raped your sister. :cookieMonster:

Well now I know he's an alt. That is blatant, obvious trolling right there.

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And you are?
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WTF

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loving WHY

Now I know you guys like me and I have a pretty good reputation for a noob, so don't let this change your opinion about me.

I've probably seem a bit different to you lately, and that is true. From time to time my Type 3 Diabetes kicks in, and I have to use my EpiPen to keep myself alive. It makes my bipolar issues kick in as well, so I tend to get off the wall. I know some of you say I dated my sister, or raped her, but this isn't true. I lied about my sister being my love slave just so I would seem cool and you would accept me. I wish I did have a brother though, my father died after impregnating my mother, so she says, in a tragic hotdog eating contest accident, so I never had a father figure except for my uncle Jimbo who taught me how to masturbate women.

Anyways, my Type 3 Diabetes is fading down right now, so probably by Monday (Sunday I will be at my cult meeting) I will be fine. I accept all your apologies for those of you who have hurt me, you didn't know about my problem so I forgive you guys.

Hugs and kisses,
       CoolSwain xoxo
lolfail


1. Who are you?

2. Nice big fat lie you got there

this thread is lol

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