How do I teach a pretty girl how to ride a bike?

[Mardalf]

Balls.

forget I now have a mental image of balls as bike pedals, god it hurts to even think about it.

[Ad Bot]

[Madmitten]

hold her and keep her maintaining speed
and then tell her to keep pedaling

[MegaScientifical]

forget I now have a mental image of balls as bike pedals, god it hurts to even think about it.

I laughed in real life.

[Joker Card]

Been there, done that. It doesn't work. I think it even has a negative effect, too.

If you actually treated her like stuff, all I say to you is this: You're a loving moron. You don't treat a girl like stuff. You treat her with loving respect.

[StarDust]

Wait, While your pushing her, bitch slap her, take of with the rock hands, with none on the steering stick

[Tom Gunn]

She never learned to ride a bike?

[Madmitten]

If you actually treated her like stuff, all I say to you is this: You're a loving moron. You don't treat a girl like stuff. You treat her with loving respect.

i treat all genders the same
you dont get any special privileges because you're a girl/guy.
if you act like a moron i treat you like a moron, girl or not

[MaximumMack]

Pics so I know what to do, I'm a love expert. I hooked up about 15 people in my days.

[StarDust]

your days are now over

[Tom Gunn]

Pics so I know what to do, I'm a love expert. I hooked up about 15 people in my days.

[sorrel]

Beat me to it. ^

[Kalphiter]

Why is there a bike in the kitchen?

[Mardalf]

I laughed in real life.

lirl 

It is riding a bike, not love.

treat her with loving respect.

it's love now.

[M]

You do it... the same way you'd teach anyone else to ride a bike

This is in fact the god tier strategy for interacting with attractive women: talk to them like you would any one of your friends (maybe swear less depending on how much you swear)

Also spike their drinks so they won't realize you act like a douche when you talk to your friends

[awsomeness7574]

Put her on the bike while touching her ass. If she slaps you, then just push her over and catch her by the boobs.