Author Topic: My dog came back carrying a cat's leg  (Read 9965 times)


I hate all of you who are joking about this.
What if a lion came into his den with YOUR leg?
Edit; DUDE GET THE CAT TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER
YOUR DOG JUST TORE ITS LEG OFF, SHOW SOME HUMANITY
« Last Edit: February 09, 2011, 11:09:03 PM by TheScout »

I hate all of you who are joking about this.
What if a lion came into his den with YOUR leg?
My leg would be like "Lol hi guise"

Put it around your neck in a necklace, and call it a lucky charm.

Put it around your neck in a necklace, and call it a lucky charm.
Then we will rip off your leg and put it around or necks.

Then we will rip off your leg and put it around or necks.
Why don't you calm down and shut the forget up. its one wild cat. without a leg and most likely severe bleeding, ti would be dead before he got it anywhere.

I hate all of you who are joking about this.
What if a lion came into his den with YOUR leg?
Edit; DUDE GET THE CAT TO AN ANIMAL SHELTER
YOUR DOG JUST TORE ITS LEG OFF, SHOW SOME HUMANITY
The cat is dead lol.

Attach a robotic leg on the cat and rule the world.


Here is my Grandmother's 1946 recipe for Catleg:

1. Heat oven to 9001 degrees
2. Rub cat leg in Duke Nukem's Urine (Yes, it's nutritious)
3. Put cat leg on a pan (13x8)
4. Cook cat leg until it is black and crunchy
5. Chop into little bite size pieces like a french chef (weewee).
6. Eat ze leg liek you actually are cool

OH god oh god
if its still alive please please please call the nearest animal center
a veterinary
something oh my god

Are you one of those cigarettes that lets your dog out to run around and come back whenever it wants?

The stuff? Shouldn't you like... Oh I don't know, scold the dog? It ripped a loving leg off a cat.

My oldest cat beats the crap out of dogs. She's around 19-20. :D


Put it around your neck in a necklace, and call it a lucky charm.

Not a cat, but related to what you're saying.
If you can't read it it says, "Good luck, starfish."