My mom's idiocy

[rockslide26]

Today, I bought a relatively nice $40 book on armored military vehicles. My mom evidently thinks damn red wine is a substitute for water, so she was drinking it today and put her glass down on my nice book. The wine spilled all over the cover, and a Sherman tank now has an ugly purple ring on it. I went to my mom and expressed my unhappiness about the wine. She then proceeds to attempt to clean the wine off with her goddamn stinky saliva. That not working, she tells me to deal with it. I told her "if you ruined my book, it is only fair that you get me another copy". She smacks me HARD on the shoulder (she used to box), leaving an ugly purple and red welt, telling me that I am an ungrateful brat, and tells me I should go to a boarding school so that she doesn't have to deal with me. As if to prove the irony of the situation, she tells me that I am not acting 'Christian'. Discuss this annoyance.
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[HellHound]

Off Topic is my favorite blog.

Ontopic: Your mom's a bitch.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Buy a new copy.

[otto-san]

Buy a new copy.

lol i saw that ninja

[blaman]

Send her to boarding school first.

[rockslide26]

Off Topic is my favorite blog.

Ontopic: Your mom's a bitch.

She is. I proceeded to call my dad and talk to him about it (my parents are divorced, he lives separate from my mom, and I can see why). My dad said he thought that she was being very unreasonable, and agreed with me. My dad is the 'reasonable' parent, who lets me do most anything I want and is awesome in general (owns 14 guitars and plays them all regularly, is interested in gaming, etc.). I sadly can't live with my dad because he works full time and is not in a relationship, so I would be home alone from 5 in the morning to 11 at night.

[Max4344]

Send her to boarding school first.

[The Titanium]

your mom sucks

[rockslide26]

Buy a new copy.

I do not have $40, it was a gift card.

@Titanium
She does. She restricts me to pretty much T games and PG13 movies, while my dad watched Gran Torino with me and played GTA4 with me last weekend. I barely get to see him :c

[blaman]

If my parents are ever unreasonable, the best way to bring them back to earth is to start a calm argument with them, challenge them, and be witty as forget until they know they are wrong. Works.

[Madmitten]

stop being a cigarette and leaving your stuff out on couches and stuff
srsly

[rockslide26]

If my parents are ever unreasonable, the best way to bring them back to earth is to start a calm argument with them, challenge them, and be witty as forget until they know they are wrong. Works.

My mom is the one who thinks they are always right and will either
A. Use her parental power to win an argument
B. Force you to admit you are wrong even if you aren't.

@madmitten I left it in a compartment under the table. When I asked why i was even out, my mom said it "looked nice" on the coffee table. fml

I wish my house still had butlers so I could just have them cook so I do not have to see my mom.

[yndaaa]

The book costs 40$ man, she spilled some wine on the cover and when you took it to her she tried to clean it why on earth would you need a new 40$ book just because a little wine was spilled on it, the smack was uncalled for but you really need to learn that life comes at you fast.

[The Titanium]

stop being a cigarette and leaving your stuff out on couches and stuff
srsly

hi rockslide26s mom

[rockslide26]

The book costs 40$ man, she spilled some wine on the cover and when you took it to her she tried to clean it why on earth would you need a new 40$ book just because a little wine was spilled on it, the smack was uncalled for but you really need to learn that life comes at you fast.

Red wine smells like someone took a piss on vomit, and it turned a white cover purple in a giant ring. It is quite distracting from the actual cover and looks ugly.