Antijokes

[steve5451]

What did the say when he saw the ?
Absolutely nothing, as he is a mere emote, and is not capable of speech, nor sight and emotions.

[Ad Bot]

[The Titanium]

What did the say when it saw the ?
Absolutely nothing, as it is a mere emote, not capable of speech, sight or emotion.

[Riot]

 What would Washington do if he were alive today?


 He would scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

[Maze24]

what's brown and sticky? A stick.

[ZB]

Ooh, I have one that I made up!

What's the good thing about cancer?

Nothing, it is a horrible, life-taking-family ruining disease, and to derive humor from it would be a horribly sick, twisted, cruel thing to do.

[Anti-Block]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it did.

[Funnelcakes]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it did.

Already posted

[Raeyok]

A: Ask me if I'm a truck.
B: Are you a truck?
A: No.

[JAW959]

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face", horse says "my wife just died"
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face", horse says nothing because horses don't speak english
Baby seal walks into a club

[Gear]

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

To

To who ?

To whom.

[Prince N]

Here's John Wayne at the first thanksgiving.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, PILGRIMS!

[Skateaton]

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Repeated absences and stealing.

[Zloff]

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Repeated absences and stealing.

BWAAHH HAAX

[Sandvich]

Here's John Wayne at the first thanksgiving.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, PILGRIMS!

[Katamari007]

Ok, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a shot.




Then the bartender shoots him