Antijokes

[LizzyRascal]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

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[Menen]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Hey, I lost my tractor!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

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[LizzyRascal]

Posted already

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Niblic]

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

[TechnoPop]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To
To who?
To whom.
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick.
What do you call a black guy driving a plane?
A pilot
Why did the black man buy a watermelon?
So he could eat it.
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Dedication and Hard Work.
Whats a vampire's favorite dessert?
Vampires aren't real.
What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard?
Blackberries.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Steve Jensen
Oh hi Steve, come in.

[deadpossom]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
 

[Katamari007]

What did the police officer say to the black man?


"Hi, how's your day been?"

[naturemon]

what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab?

Where to, sir?

[steve5451]

A 2 black men walk into a bar and one of them gets drunk.

The other one was the dedicated driver and drives the other man home safely.

[Someone from Across]

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.