I'll sum up yesterday:
I went to school and hoards of hot girls wanted to be my girlfriend. I denied them all and went on as business as usual. Then Deathwing flew down and I punched him right in the jaw and he got dead. Then every class was cake tiem class. When I flew home on my unicorn of death, I saw I got my Chinese Binary watch in the mail. It was made of pure gold and it's LEDs were really small tubes of plasma. Then I loveed the hottest girl in school cause I was bored.
I win.