Author Topic: I am now a professional 1-foot walker  (Read 1318 times)

On January 24th, 2011, Sick Kids hospital identified an overabundance of swelling and arthritic buildup in my left knee. They thought it was a setback, but when they examined the rest of my joints they found that it was only the one knee that was swelled. They signed me up for an operation to have my knee injected with an antidote that would remove the arthritic material and swelling. I went for the injection yesterday (Friday, February 18th).

When I went in for the operation, because of my hyperalgesic trypanophobia, they sedated me with the same stuff that ended up killing Michael Jackson. Even though I was worried that it would kill me (lol), after about 20 minutes the ceiling was moving around like tetris blocks and by about 9:45 I was out like a light.

stuffty thing was, I woke up a little when they had the needle in my knee. It felt like they were breaking my leg back and forth multiple times. The needle went into the front of the knee, then behind the kneecap and joint and all the way to the back. After they pulled it out I fell asleep again.

When I woke up from sedation completely, I was in a hospital bed with bandages around my knee and IV in my hand. When the doctors asked me how I was feeling, for some reason (according to my parents) I said "bigger".

They told me that I could not walk on my knee until sunday afternoon (~48 hours) or else the medication in my knee would not be affective.

I've been hopping around the house on one foot and I'm getting really good at it. So far, I am able to move around, go down stairs, up stairs, take medication, get dressed and just stand up, all on one foot. I have yet to fall over or trip on anything. Discuss.

tl;dr I got an injection in my knee to clear arthritis and swelling, and they put me on a sedative and it was awesome. I can't walk on the knee so I have to hop around everywhere and I'm forgetin' pro at it now.


I thought the story was gonna be "I felt them pulling the needle in then out then in...." and then "Now I have no knee cap anymore :c".

that sounds really loving scary
i cry at the thought of needles being in me at all, not going STRAIGHT THROUGH ME or anything.

i would probably like, scream and punch the doctor or something.

Now all you have to do is beat QWOP with one leg.
 

When the doctors asked me how I was feeling, for some reason (according to my parents) I said "bigger".
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I lol'd at 'bigger'

When I had my wisdom teeth pulled, they knocked me out. When I woke up, I told my mom my feet felt amazing

I lol'd at 'bigger'

When I had my wisdom teeth pulled, they knocked me out. When I woke up, I told my mom my feet felt amazing

Immature much

Sick Kids hospital in Edinburgh? I live about 14 miles from there :o
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When I was first put on nitrous oxide at a dentist's office, I loving loved it.
I was in some sort of space operating room, and I was just floating in the middle of the room.
It was like a dream, yet the entire time, I responded each time one of the twenty doctors told me to open my mouth wider.

i would probably like, scream and punch the doctor or something.
if you did that, your leg wold get ass fuced and you'd need more surgery.

When I had my wisdom teeth pulled, they knocked me out. When I woke up, I told my mom my feet felt amazing
I lol'd
When I was first put on nitrous oxide at a dentist's office, I loving loved it.
Is that the "laughing gas" stuff? If so, it didn't work at all on me. In fact, painkillers have no real effect on me besides messing with my head.

I've been to the hospital once. I didn't like it at all. The needles was what made me feel horrible ;_; But on the bright side, I got strawberry-scented/flavored antiseptic :D

Anywho, get well soon.

Is that the "laughing gas" stuff? If so, it didn't work at all on me. In fact, painkillers have no real effect on me besides messing with my head.
Yes, nitrous oxide is laughing gas.

if you did that, your leg wold get ass fuced and you'd need more surgery.
i have good reason to hate needles
when i was in fifth grade i almost fainted due to dehydration
had to get an IV but the nurse kept missing my veins and she literally put the needle in about 4 times

but yes i know i would rape my leg

They shoupd have at least given you crutches.