You can stop saying that my gf is 9 now

[Monocle]

1-4 each time you forgeted her or overall.

each time.

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[Joker Card]

Well no wonder it go so boring. You overdid it.

[steve5451]

Sounds like fun to me.
Also, how did this topic go from OP having a hand as a girlfriend to Monocle loving his cute girlfriend?

[Joker Card]

Sounds like fun to me.

Not untill you keep doing the same stuff for hours upon hours. then it becomes routine and gets boring. This is why you don't do it a lo, but do it enough so that you get your fix.

[Monocle]

Not untill you keep doing the same stuff for hours upon hours. then it becomes routine and gets boring. This is why you don't do it a lo, but do it enough so that you get your fix.

Not really, love isn't really that amazing. I mean, sure it's cool to get your richard all sticky and wet but if you use a condom once you take it off, your richard smells pretty nasty, and if you don't use a condom, you can't really concentrate on how good it feels, but rather concentrate on when the forget you need to pull out.


Now lewinskys?


I approve of lewinskys.

[Joker Card]

forget yea. Blow jobs all the way. However you gott mix stuff up when you do love. Switch from vaginal to brown town to oral. Mix stuff up.

[Monocle]

forget yea. Blow jobs all the way. However you gott mix stuff up when you do love. Switch from vaginal to brown town to oral. Mix stuff up.

forget brown town love, it's gross as stuff.

It really isn't that amazing.


It's tight for the first like 2 minutes, and then it gets conformed to your richard and yeah.

And not to mention, if you have a richard that's even remotely larger than average size, you stick your richard in all the way and you have a 50/50% chance of hitting some valve that makes you stuff uncontrollably for like 3 hours or something like that.

[Joker Card]

Have you tried different positions?

[Monocle]

Have you tried different positions?

Tried damn near every position there is, lol.

I have a poster in my room with a ton of positions on it, my mom bought it for me for my birthday, rofl.

[Joker Card]

lolwut. I want your mom as my mom.

[steve5451]

forget brown town love, it's gross as stuff.

It really isn't that amazing.


It's tight for the first like 2 minutes, and then it gets conformed to your richard and yeah.

And not to mention, if you have a richard that's even remotely larger than average size, you stick your richard in all the way and you have a 50/50% chance of hitting some valve that makes you stuff uncontrollably for like 3 hours or something like that.

QFT

Tried damn near every position there is, lol.

I have a poster in my room with a ton of positions on it, my mom bought it for me for my birthday, rofl.

What, lol. Cool mom.

[Meekl]

THE forget WAS THAT MONOCLE

[Monocle]

lolwut. I want your mom as my mom.

haha, yeah, she can be cool, but she's mega bitchy sometimes.

THE forget WAS THAT MONOCLE

The forget was what?

[Menen]

gross. my bottom bitch is more attractive;

its a furry

[steve5451]

its a furry

It's okay this time though.
She's cute.