Last time I got drunk was... Wait, let me think... Ummm... Wait, that's right, I don't drink. I've never had a lick of alcohol (how do you spell that?) in more than 25 years. And, if I have the ability, I won't be having any in the next 1,000 years either (if I live that long, well then... Who knows?).
Okay, this was mostly pointless. I guess what I'd have to say is drinking is a choice, so using it, and its effects, as an excuse seems poor to me. I'm not saying it's completely invalidated, but that you could have controlled yourself better.
In this particular instance, I'd say that my recollection of Facechild is nice enough. I never really got to know him at all, but I can't off-hand think of anything he's done that would make me dislike him. As for Kaphix, well, he has a differing opinion, which I find useful. I can see how he would grate on some people, but overall, Kaphix seems fine. Though, baiting people less would be a good idea.
So uh, how *do* you change your size? :P Mouser X out.