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otto-san · February 23, 2011, 05:53:43 PM

Hahaha. Your mother most be more annoying than a...

oh blast what to swedes find annoying...

a stereotype about swedes.

i'm not very good at similes right now

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Skip · February 23, 2011, 05:54:53 PM

Quote from: Madmitten on February 22, 2011, 12:44:32 PM

>dont force me to talk to people i dont want to
OGM YOU LONER MOTHERforgetER WHY ARE YOU SO UNSOCIAL YOU NEED SOCIAL SKILLS GTFO

My parents.

LizzyRascal · February 23, 2011, 05:55:45 PM

My mom is handicapped. She dropped me down the stairs when I was a few months old.

Then, when I was 6 and started to develop JRA she didn't take me to the docter untill my wrists were already permanently damaged.

And when my leg broke, she didn't take me to get an x-ray untill 3 weeks. Now I have to get surgery on Friday if I ever wanna walk again.

asdfasdf

Joeboy · February 23, 2011, 05:58:03 PM

Mothers are so full of derp sometimes.

Kira100000 · February 23, 2011, 06:03:13 PM

Setting: In the bathroom taking a piss

Mom: -Kira'srealnamehere- (yelling)

Me: what?

Mom: -Kira'srealnamehere- (still yelling)

Me: What?!

MomL -Kira'srealnamehere- (still loving yelling)

Me: WHAT SHUT UP IM IN THE BATHROOM AND I CANT REALLY MOVE RIGHT NOW

Mom: You don't tell me to shut up -gets father on phone-

Then I tell him I was joking and he's like lolk son B^)

Joeboy · February 23, 2011, 06:05:10 PM

Fathers are cool like that.

Caution · February 23, 2011, 06:08:44 PM

You see.

Slamming a door might make your house structurally unsound and cause a cave in.

LizzyRascal · February 23, 2011, 06:14:26 PM

Me: Mom! I can't even straighten my leg to walk!!
Mom: YES U CAN!!! JUST PUT UR HANDZ ON THE WALKAH!!!!!!!
Me: MOM! I said, I think somethings wrong with my leg!!
Mom: NO!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH UR LEG!!!!
Me: MOM! I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO WALK FOR 3 loving WEEKS!
Dad: *Calls docter*

Then we find out that my leg was broken.

Quote from: Joeboy on February 23, 2011, 06:05:10 PM

Fathers are cool like that.

Barakuda · February 23, 2011, 06:25:42 PM

Quote from: Joeboy on February 23, 2011, 06:05:10 PM

Fathers are cool like that.

Me and my dad were playing UT2004 and he got a double kill!

Joeboy · February 23, 2011, 06:27:06 PM

Quote from: Barakuda on February 23, 2011, 06:25:42 PM

Me and my dad were playing UT2004 and he got a double kill!

Awesome.

Me and my dad play videogames occasionally. We used to play AoE II LAN together, but then the network thing forgeted up and we couldn't get it to work :c

Barakuda · February 23, 2011, 06:29:26 PM

Yesterday, we watched a zombie movie, and after that, we played Blockland!

I gave him a rocket L and at the end, I had 35 points, and he had -16.

Joeboy · February 23, 2011, 06:34:08 PM

Ah, I offered my dad to play Blockland with me, but he said it was 'not his thing' and we played something else instead.

Barakuda · February 23, 2011, 06:49:04 PM

I like it how my dad goes for a nap and then sleeps on the couch for hours. (while I play games).

I also like to disrail topics.

Joeboy · February 23, 2011, 06:51:22 PM

Ahaha. Same, man.

We would be watching something on TV and then he would just nod off and sleep there until he wakes up on his own command.

Then he usually goes on his computer for a while and then goes to bed.

Cheemo · February 23, 2011, 06:55:41 PM

My dad and I used to play Mario Kart on the SNES, but we don't play games together anymore :/