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[Lil D]

My dad used to play CoD.

[Ad Bot]

[Joker Card]

>accidentally burn some cookies in the oven
OH GOD YOU IDIOT YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN WAAAAAAAH

>ask for red dead revolver, keep it muted, its just a game.
OGM YOU SADIST WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE WAAAAAAH

>play thief 2
OGM Y U ROBBIN BANKS cigaretteT YOU'RE GOING TO GROW UP TO BE A BANK ROBBER IN JAIL WAAAAAAAH

>i enjoy playing video games
YOU'RE GOING TO GO AROUND AND KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE OF VIOLENT VIDEOGAMES!!1!1

>dont force me to talk to people i dont want to
OGM YOU LONER MOTHERforgetER WHY ARE YOU SO UNSOCIAL YOU NEED SOCIAL SKILLS YOU NEED T GET SOME GAME DAMOT

[Madmitten]

>gets luigis mansion, plays it through to the middle of the story
OGM NONONONONON IT HAS GOASTS IN IT SEND THAT stuff BACK ITS BRINGING A PLAGUE OF FLIES UPON THIS HOME

(there was a crack in the window allowing flies to get in)

[Joker Card]

>gets luigis mansion, plays it through to the middle of the story
OGM NONONONONON IT HAS GOASTS IN IT SEND THAT stuff BACK ITS BRINGING A PLAGUE OF FLIES UPON THIS HOME

(there was a crack in the window allowing flies to get in)

i remember you telling this story.

>>Listen to Dub Step
WHY ARE YOU LISENING TO THAT SATANIST ELECTRONIC CRAP. YOU WILL BECOME AN ECSTASY ADDICT AND HAVE NO LIFE

[Sarge]

My mom gets mad at me when I stay inside for too long, yet gets suspicious when I go outside.

[Barakuda]

>Watches TV at 20:30
OGM GO TO BED FWTFTFSUN U HAVE TO HET OP AT 6 OKLOCK U GON NOT GROW !!1!11!!!!1!!!11!

[Night Fox]

Me and my dad were playing UT2004 and he got a double kill!

Me and my dad play Halo a lot, and so do his girlfriend's kids.
I can beat all of them easily, but it's still really fun.
Especially being on the same team as my father, because he's almost as good as me.
So that's fun.
Expecially those big team games.

[brickybob]

My mom can be a pain sometimes.

I don't get an A on my band test.

Apparently that's worse than burning down the house.

(Seriously, you need to get 98 or more to pass, and each note is like, 2 points each, and there are 40 questions.  And there's a section that you have to get perfect.  Even if you get everything else right, and make a dumb mistake here, bam, your out.)

[Ningyou]

>Watches TV at 20:30
OGM GO TO BED FWTFTFSUN U HAVE TO HET OP AT 6 OKLOCK U GON NOT GROW !!1!11!!!!1!!!11!

Lolwat

[Pengie]

>dont force me to talk to people i dont want to
OGM YOU LONER MOTHERforgetER WHY ARE YOU SO UNSOCIAL YOU NEED SOCIAL SKILLS GTFO

Oh god my mum does this all the time
"STOP BEING A LONER, YOU NEED MORE FRIENDS"
I have friends and I am content with them, but to my mother everything is quantity not quality. Including my homework and food.

[Barakuda]

>Eats chocolate and leaves the paper on the floor for a minute
OGMOGM CLEAN DAT AOUR HOUSE IS LOOKIGN LIK SHIZ CLEAN DAT UP !11!1!!1!11!11

>Talks with a girl
OGMOGM WHO IS DAT HOT BABE LOLOLOL OMGMGO

>Comes in the living room because my stomach hurts like hell
WTF GTFO IN YOUR BED FFFF GIT OUT IT'S MIDNIGHT WHO DO U THIN YU AR?!1?1'1'!"'!"11012'

 

[Nymethus]

>slams door
YOU DESTROY HOUSE THIS IS SERIOUSE PROBLEM I FEEL MISERABLE FML

oh for forget sake you chose that job and this town by yourself gg

[Madmitten]

Oh god my mum does this all the time
"STOP BEING A LONER, YOU NEED MORE FRIENDS"
I have friends and I am content with them, but to my mother everything is quantity not quality. Including my homework and food.

same here

>Eats chocolate and leaves the paper on the floor for a minute
OGMOGM CLEAN DAT AOUR HOUSE IS LOOKIGN LIK SHIZ CLEAN DAT UP !11!1!!1!11!11

>Talks with a girl
OGMOGM WHO IS DAT HOT BABE LOLOLOL OMGMGO

>Comes in the living room because my stomach hurts like hell
WTF GTFO IN YOUR BED FFFF GIT OUT IT'S MIDNIGHT WHO DO U THIN YU AR?!1?1'1'!"'!"11012'

>put dishes in dishwasher after everyone is done dinner and before everyone is done snacking, forget to put the extra dishes in the dishwasher

OGM YOU DUMASS WHAT THE HELL Y U NO DO DISHES THATS IT NO COMPUTER TIME FOR A WEK cigaretteOT

[Daedalus]

Hahaha. Your mother most be more annoying than a...

oh blast what to swedes find annoying...

a stereotype about swedes.

i'm not very good at similes right now

Make a Viking joke. That always pisses us Swedes off.

[Ningyou]

Make a Viking joke. That always pisses us Swedes off.

You're Swedish? :DDD