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An essay on their stuffty selves

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about their stuffty selves? At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of their stuffty selves. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It is estimated that that their stuffty selves is thought about eight times every day by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they shead new light on their stuffty selves, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. No symbol is more potent than their stuffty selves in society today. It smells of success.

Status, Security, Fame - their stuffty selves, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. To put it simply, people like their stuffty selves.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will primarily be focusing on the Custard-Not-Mustard model. Taking special care to highlight the role of their stuffty selves within the vast framework which this provides.
Transport
Costs   

      their stuffty selves

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Clearly transport costs is in financial terms 'holding hands with their stuffty selves.' The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of their stuffty selves can be like looking at the two sides of their stuffty selves.

In the words of award winning journalist Esperanza Bootlegger 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then their stuffty selves makes a good case for being the icing.
Is their stuffty selves politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, their stuffty selves deserves all of the attention it gets. It fills a hole, applauds greatness and it is human.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Britney Love Hewitt: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without their stuffty selves.' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media

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An essay on nothing

Issues surrounding nothing can never be over brown townysed. In depth brown townysis of nothing can be an enriching experience. Indispensable to homosapians today, nothing is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Inevitably nothing is often misunderstood by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, trapped by their infamous history. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of nothing.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he borrowed much from nothing. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet nothing is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Status, Security, Fame - nothing, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will primarily be focusing on the JTB-Guide-Dog model, as is standard in this case.
Inflation    

      nothing

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Recent studies indicate that inflation has always depended upon nothing to a certain extent, but now more that ever. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love nothing.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting 0

To quote style icon Noah Skank 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] I argue that his insight into nothing provided the inspiration for these great words. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of nothing.'
Since the Renaissance nothing has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with nothing? We can say that nothing parades along man's streets and man waves back. It fills a hole, invades where necessary and is always fashionably late.

I'll leave you with this quote from Shania Travolta: 'Oooh yeah nothing shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books
   
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Indispensable to homosapians today, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’

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An essay on Type a essay topic here

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Type a essay topic here. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Type a essay topic here. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Type a essay topic here by the over 50, who just don't like that sort of thing. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Type a essay topic here.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Type a essay topic here. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he borrowed much from Type a essay topic here. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet Type a essay topic here demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - Type a essay topic here is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Type a essay topic here, again and again.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will primarily be focusing on the Simple-Many-Pies model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Average
Wage   

      Type a essay topic here

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Clearly the average wage has always depended upon Type a essay topic here to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Type a essay topic here now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by nobel prize winner Noah Woodpecker 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Type a essay topic here, his words cannot be over-looked. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Type a essay topic here makes a good case for being the icing.
Is Type a essay topic here politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, Type a essay topic here has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It enriches, invades where necessary and statistically it's great.

The final say goes to the award winning MilesSpielberg: 'I love Type a essay topic here? Yes! Hurray for Type a essay topic here!' [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books

I made some funny ass essays, here's one.

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An essay on why you should have love with me
The issues involving why you should have love with me has been a popular topic amongst scholars for many years. Underestimate why you should have love with me at your peril. Given that its influence pervades our society, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those most reliant on technology, obviously. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet why you should have love with me raises the question 'why?'

Status, Security, Fame - why you should have love with me, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is why you should have love with me. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will begin by looking at the Simple-Many-Pies model. Taking special care to highlight the role of why you should have love with me within the vast framework which this provides. Average
Wage
 
  why you should have love with me


The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Obviously the average wage sings a very different tune. Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.' Comparing why you should have love with me and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing 0

To quote nobel prize winner Demetrius Lionel Forbes richardinson 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] I argue that his insight into why you should have love with me provided the inspiration for these great words. If why you should have love with me be the food of politics, play on.

I hope, for our sake that why you should have love with me will endure.
Conclusion

In my opinion why you should have love with me deserves all of the attention it gets. It enlightens our daily lives, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and never hides.

Let's finish with a thought from star Leonardo Beckham: 'why you should have love with me is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]


My essay on Infinity Ward. ROFL

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An essay on Infinity Ward
The subject of Infinity Ward has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. In depth brown townysis of Infinity Ward can be an enriching experience. Though Infinity Ward is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. The juxtapositioning of Infinity Ward with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Infinity Ward is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Status, Security, Fame - Infinity Ward, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Infinity Ward. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Infinity Ward. We shall examine the JTB-Guide-Dog model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.
Interest   


Infinity Ward

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Seemingly interest sings a very different tune. Perhaps to coin a phrase Infinity Wardeconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Infinity Ward can be like looking at Infinity Ward now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, the uncompromising Achilles Woodpecker 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Infinity Ward. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Infinity Ward makes a good case for being the icing.

I hope, for our sake that Infinity Ward will endure.
Conclusion

In conclusion, Infinity Ward is both a need and a want. It enlightens our daily lives, ensures financial stability and is always fashionably late.

I'll leave you with this quote from Demi Travolta: 'I demand Infinity Ward, nothing more nothing less.'

An essay on Rectums
I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about Rectums. The constantly changing fashionable take on Rectums demonstrates the depth of the subject. Indispensable to homosapians today, Rectums is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Rectums by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who just don't like that sort of thing. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Rectums and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Rectums. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he could have been making a reference to Rectums, but probably not. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Rectums. Observers claim it raises the question 'why?'

Some brown townysts have been tempted to disregard Rectums. I haven’t. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Rectums, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Rectums. We will begin by looking at the Simple-Many-Pies model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Interest   


Rectums

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. My personal view is that interest will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Rectums, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Rectums can be like looking at night and day.

Take a moment to consider the words of nobel prize winner Bartholomew B. Adger 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Rectums until he was well into his thirties. History tells us that Rectums will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.
Conclusion

In conclusion, Rectums is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It fills a hole, applauds greatness and it brings the best out in people.

I will leave the last word to the famous Ozzy Jackson: 'You win some, you loose some, but Rectums wins most often.' [3]

[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Your guide to Rectums - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing


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 Average Wage
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What a splendid graph. Of course the average wage is in financial terms 'holding hands with Rich.. Damp... stufft...' In the light of this free trade must be examined.
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An essay on my richard

The subject of my richard is a controversial issue. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of my richard. Given that its influence pervades our society, my richard is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It still has the power to shock so called 'babies', who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they shead new light on my richard, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Much has been said about the influence of the media on my richard. Observers claim it smells of success.

Did I mention how lovely my richard is? Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to my richard, again and again.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will study the Simple-Many-Pies model, a lovely model.

Annual
Military
Budget    

      my richard

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. My personal view is that the annual military budget will continue to follow my richard for the foreseeable future. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing my richard and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing pre and post war views of my richard.

In the words of that most brilliant mind Bartholomew H. Amster 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] What a fantastic quote. History tells us that my richard will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
Why did my richard cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that my richard doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

We can conclude that the my richard parades along man's streets and man waves back. It sings a new song, influences the influencers, and it is human.

I will leave the last word to the famous Elvis Love Hewitt: 'You win some, you loose some, but my richard wins most often.' [3]

[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media

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An essay on black people

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about black people? I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of black people. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, black people is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It still has the power to shock those most reliant on technology, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Here begins my indepth brown townysis of the glourious subject of black people.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, black people bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - black people is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is black people. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to black people. We will study the Greek-Roman model. Taking special care to highlight the role of black people within the vast framework which this provides.
Oil
Prices   

      black people

What a splendid graph. Obviously oil prices will continue to follow black people for the foreseeable future. Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting black people and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by style icon Aaron Skank 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of black people until he was well into his thirties. If black people be the food of politics, play on.
I hope, for our sake that black people will endure.

This ones actually funny
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An essay on Rapists
Think back to the first time you ever heard of Rapists. I really, really like Rapists. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, Rapists is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the over 50, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he saw clearly into the human heart. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however Rapists demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Rapists. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will study the Spanish-Armada model, a classic economic system of brown townysis.
Market
Value
Of
Gold   


Rapists

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Obviously the market value of gold looms over Rapists this cannot be a coincidence. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing 0

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, jazz singer Francis Woodpecker 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Rapists, that this highlights an important issue. History tells us that Rapists will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

Since the Renaissance Rapists has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with Rapists? We can say that Rapists plays a large part in the lives of all. It establishes order, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and never hides.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Leonardo Hanks: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Rapists by my side.' [3]

[1] Lance Bandaner - Adventurous Spirit - 1993 See-Saw Publishing

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Your Rapists - Issue 43 - Never Ever Publishing


An essay on Mexicans

The subject of Mexicans is a controversial issue. Advancments in Mexicans can be linked to many areas. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is estimated that that Mexicans is thought about eight times every day by the over 50, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Mexicans to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he borrowed much from Mexicans. No symbol is more potent than Mexicans in society today. It cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Some brown townysts have been tempted to disregard Mexicans. I haven’t. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Mexicans. We shall examine the Spanish-Armada model of economics.
Average
Wage   

      Mexicans

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? My personal view is that the average wage sings a very different tune. Perhaps to coin a phrase Mexicanseconomics will be the buzz word of the century

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Mexicans.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by that most brilliant mind Noah Shandy 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Mexicans, his words cannot be over-looked. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Mexicans and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
Since the Renaissance Mexicans has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, Mexicans plays a large part in the lives of all. It sings a new song, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and it brings the best out in people.

One final thought from the talented Miles Clooney: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Mexicans by my side.' [3]

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about Minecraft. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Minecraft. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to socialists, obviously. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he shead new light on Minecraft, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. No symbol is more potent than Minecraft in society today. It irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Recent thought on Minecraft has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Minecraft. This is incorrect, actually roosterroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Minecraft. We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Average
Wage
 
  Minecraft


The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Even a child could work out that the average wage cannot sustain this instability for long. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting the two sides of Minecraft.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of that most brilliant mind Aaron Shandy 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Minecraft, his words cannot be over-looked. History tells us that Minecraft will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Minecraft to win our vote?
Conclusion

In my opinion Minecraft may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It questions, influences the influencers, and always chips in.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Whoopi Garfunkel: 'I demand Minecraft, nothing more nothing less.' [

"I demand Minecraft and nothing less"Epix line  right there

Bolded the part that almost made me spray green tea all over my monitor.

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An essay on rape
The subject of rape has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of rape. Though rape is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning rape by socialists, who just don't like that sort of thing. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of rape.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with rape. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, rape cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Primarily rape builds trust among the people. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to rape. Of course, rape fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Oil
Prices   


rape

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? My personal view is that oil prices will eventually break free from the powerful influence of rape, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing rape and much of what has been written of it can be like comparing chalk and cheese.

In the words of jazz singer Bartholomew Skank 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] He was first introduced to rape by his mother. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of rape.'

Is rape politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion

We can say with certainty rape parades along man's streets and man waves back. It inspires, it stimulates and always chips in.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Whoopi Love Hewitt: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

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Are you sitting comfortably? At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of loving cunt richard mother loving monday stuffs. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning loving cunt richard mother loving monday stuffs by the easily lead, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of loving cunt richard mother loving monday stuffs. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of loving cunt richard mother loving monday stuffs.

Social Factors

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Conclusion

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I will leave the last word to the famous Clint Spielberg: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]