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An essay on love
The subject of love is a controversial issue. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of love. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, love is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It still has the power to shock so called 'babies', many of whom blame the influence of television. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of love to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet love provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Nothing represents every day life better than love, and I mean nothing. If society has a favourite child, it is love.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will study the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, a lovely model.

Cost
of
Living       
           
                     love
 
How do we explain these clear trends? My personal view is that the cost of living looms over love this cannot be a coincidence. Many brown townysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing love now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, the star of stage and screen Demetrius Rock 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of love.'

While love may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion

To conclude, love deserves all of the attention it gets. It collaborates successfully, invades where necessary and never hides.

Let's finish with a thought from star Ozzy Travolta: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without love.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about love, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing


I would laugh if someone also tried turning these in to teachers.

 An essay on 4chan
In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of 4chan. Underestimate 4chan at your peril. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that 4chan is thought about eight times every day by so called 'babies', many of whom blame the influence of television. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of 4chan.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, 4chan is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Special care must be taken when brown townysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. If society has a favourite child, it is 4chan.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We shall examine the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, a classic economic system of brown townysis. Oil
Prices
 
  4chan


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Well oil prices sings a very different tune. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love 4chan.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - night and day.

Take a moment to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Francis Rock 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] I argue that his insight into 4chan provided the inspiration for these great words. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.

One of the great ironies of this age is 4chan. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Conclusion

In conclusion, 4chan may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It collaborates successfully, provides financial security and it brings the best out in people.

I will leave the last word to the famous Miles Hendrix: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without 4chan.' [3]



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[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
 

oh jesus
how lazy can people get

it's funny because every word of the 4chan one was probably true