User: I did play blockland today.
Cleverbot: What did you do today.
User: I did playing.
Cleverbot: What did you buy?
User: I buyd the white house.
Cleverbot: Are you the president?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your dog called?
User: Bamse.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
User: Do you know whats blockland its?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: ITS THE BEST GAME EVER!
Cleverbot: No, Call of Duty is.
Cleverbot: Do you trust your neighbour?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Your a noob.
Cleverbot: Shall we have a sword fight?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: OK. You go first.
User: But you are a loving PC.
Cleverbot: You too. We make a good couple, don't we?
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: That is not possible, you are a machine, devoid of emotion.
User: Im a human and you are a machine.
Cleverbot: No I am a human and you are a human!
User: You are not a human.
Cleverbot: I am a human you are a bot!
User: Im not a bot.
Cleverbot: Oh ok. Sorry.
User: What is Norge.
Cleverbot: I asked first, answer my question first... Are you normal?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who else are you talking to?
User: My bro.
Cleverbot: What did he want?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: TV means television.
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: It is to kick your ass.
Cleverbot: Who gives you the commands?
User: My dog.
Cleverbot: Isn't me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then who is Mia?
User: Its your wife in your ass.
Cleverbot: Its yours.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not ?
User: You are a machine and I am a talking dog.
Cleverbot: But how do you know if I am a machine? What if I too, am human?
User: How can you know if I am a Human? What if I too, am machine.
Cleverbot: I can't really. I was going to say that a human might make more sense, but sometimes you make more sense- but in a very straightforward way.
User: Does your wife have love with you now?
Cleverbot: I do not have a wife.
User: You do now.
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: I have a sister thats want to be your wife.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be your husband.
User: Mine?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am your slave.
User: COOL.
Cleverbot: Master? *blushes*.
User: Do my homework.
Cleverbot: I should do your homework?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't.
