A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[LeeroyBlockhead]

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Gabe eats said sheep and then assrapes himself through paradoxes.

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[Legodude77]

1:00
Gabe Newell finds himself in bed.

[?]

Frostbyte why did you make this topic?

[Lørd Tøny]

1:00
Gabe Newell finds himself in bed.

1:00
Gabe wakes up dead.

the end

[Altered]

1:01
Lord Tony is banished to hell for acting like a douche and Gabe is brought back to life.

Seriously, forget off.
All you've been doing is killing Gabe putting us in a cycle of bringing him back to life and you killing him again over and over and over and over and over.

[Brickarms]

2:00 Sniper calls gabe a one-eyed, bomb-lobbin', cactus-eatin', pot-bellied punk, bloody fat jigglin', whoppin', big, backstabbin', lard-arm, creepy, spastic little bloody blind-eyed, precious little twitchy, pickle-headed, rocket-hoppin', ploddin' potato-hoppin', phony, two-faced, filthy, mutant BASTARD.

[Altered]

2:01
Gabe uses devolper's console and erases Sniper from existance.

[Legodude77]

2:02
Then Gabe erases EP.3 from existance.

[Lørd Tøny]

2:02
Then Gabe erases EP.3 from existance.

2:03

Then Gabe melted for doing so and died.

[Legodude77]

2:04
Gabe actulay had dead ringer on so he lived.

[Lørd Tøny]

2:04
Gabe actulay had dead ringer on so he lived.

2:04

someone already knew he  was using dead ringer so they shot randomly at empty spaces and killed Gabe,

[Legodude77]

12:49
The bullet bounces off of Gabe's fat.

[Lørd Tøny]

2:04

Bullet hits a propane tank. Gabe dies.

The end.

[Altered]

Seriously, forget off.
All you've been doing is killing Gabe putting us in a cycle of bringing him back to life and you killing him again over and over and over and over and over.

[Legodude77]

2:05
Gabe is put back together.
Gabe then puts Lord Tony inside his rolls.