Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell (Read 41157 times)

Stocking · April 30, 2011, 01:48:26 AM

6:08

Gabe realizes he has a taste for horserooster, and died happily ever after.

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Lørd Tøny · April 30, 2011, 02:24:24 AM

00:00

A horse visits Gabe in hell.

Stocking · April 30, 2011, 02:31:07 AM

6:66 Gabe passes out after climaxing for the 51st time.

blockhead55 · April 30, 2011, 11:41:08 AM

1:52am-Gabe wakes up finding out that it was all a weird dream and that his bed is wet.

Stocking · April 30, 2011, 05:09:06 PM

1:55 Gabe modifies Steam to allow him to enter his dreams.

2:00 Gabe finds himself once again having intercourse with the horse from his fantasies.

Jesika · April 30, 2011, 06:34:00 PM

1:52am-Gabe wakes up finding out that it was all a weird dream and that his bed is wet.

Lørd Tøny · April 30, 2011, 07:04:43 PM

1:52am-Gabe wakes up finding out that it was all a weird dream and that his bed is wet.

1:54

Too bad for Gabe because it wasn't a weird dream. He wakes up with a horse next to him ass raping him to death.

Gabe dies.

LeetZero · April 30, 2011, 07:50:32 PM

1:55

Gabe is now Lord Tony.

Lørd Tøny · April 30, 2011, 09:27:16 PM

I HAVE THE POWER!

Plasmus · April 30, 2011, 09:57:18 PM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on April 30, 2011, 09:27:16 PM

I HAVE THE POWER!

god damn it everytime i see you i think you're bisjac

2:00

Lord Tony still controls gabe.

awesomeman322 · April 30, 2011, 10:55:35 PM

god damn it everytime i see you i think you're bisjac

2:00

Lord Tony still controls gabe.

2:01 gabe threw stuff together to control lord tony

Lørd Tøny · April 30, 2011, 11:11:11 PM

2:01 gabe threw stuff together to control lord tony

2:02

Self destruct button, Gabe dies.

Tamaguen · May 01, 2011, 11:26:02 AM

6:66 Gabe gets a log jam in death

Katamari007 · May 01, 2011, 04:15:47 PM

1:32

Gabe loses his last life

Niven · May 01, 2011, 04:22:05 PM

1:32

Gabe loses his last life

But regains half of it

ooooo