Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell (Read 39061 times)

LeetZero · April 25, 2011, 05:16:43 AM

Dieing for no reason isn't real too so he stays alive.

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The Corporation · April 25, 2011, 08:34:45 AM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on April 25, 2011, 04:23:15 AM

Magic isn't real so he stays dead.

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Gabe is cloned and The Corporation calls up a posse to go on a manhunt for lord tony.

Lørd Tøny · April 25, 2011, 10:36:05 AM

Quote from: LeetZero on April 25, 2011, 05:16:43 AM

Dieing for no reason isn't real too so he stays alive.

Ahaha it happens every day in real life. Some people don't even get the chance to know the reason why they are being killed.

The Corporation · April 25, 2011, 06:29:55 PM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on April 25, 2011, 10:36:05 AM

Ahaha it happens every day in real life. Some people don't even get the chance to know the reason why they are being killed.

True.

Travis [bob36455] · April 25, 2011, 06:37:21 PM

12:46
The cloning machine gets BSoD also, so creating error signs, thus, killing Gabe.

Legodude77 · April 25, 2011, 07:21:51 PM

12:47
Lord tony wakes up from this dream and then kills himself.

Lørd Tøny · April 25, 2011, 10:44:34 PM

Quote from: Legodude77 on April 25, 2011, 07:21:51 PM

12:47
Lord tony wakes up from this dream and then kills himself.

12:48

The bullet passes through my head and hits Gabe thus killing Gabe but I still live like that woman who also lived when she was shot in the head.

Legodude77 · April 25, 2011, 10:45:32 PM

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The bullet bounces off of Gabe's fat and kills Lord Tony.

Lørd Tøny · April 25, 2011, 11:43:42 PM

Quote from: Legodude77 on April 25, 2011, 10:45:32 PM

12:49
The bullet bounces off of Gabe's fat and kills Lord Tony.

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Universe explodes because there is a super nuke strapped to my heart which explodes if I die.
The End4

Scarpelt · April 25, 2011, 11:56:24 PM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on April 25, 2011, 11:43:42 PM

12:49

Universe explodes because there is a super nuke strapped to my heart which explodes if I die.
The End4

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LeetZero · April 26, 2011, 06:47:32 AM

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on April 25, 2011, 04:23:15 AM

Magic isn't real so he stays dead.

Quote from: Lørd Tøny on April 25, 2011, 11:43:42 PM

12:49

Universe explodes because there is a super nuke strapped to my heart which explodes if I die.
The End4

That isn't possible.

Legodude77 · April 26, 2011, 08:27:45 PM

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Gabe Newell is so fat that his fat acts as a hasmat suite and survives the explosion.

Lørd Tøny · April 26, 2011, 09:59:20 PM

Quote from: Legodude77 on April 26, 2011, 08:27:45 PM

12:90
Gabe Newell is so fat that his fat acts as a hasmat suite and survives the explosion.

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However Gabe dies by a blackhole of space.

Jacob 123456789 · April 27, 2011, 01:46:20 AM

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GAEB NHEWEEL DECIEDS TO GU IN HEES SPASS-SHEEP AND DEIS!!!1!11

Ayxrion · April 27, 2011, 02:00:30 AM

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gabe finds a sheep in the ordinary world