A day in the life of Gabe Newell

[plad101]

8:05
Gabe see's loads of hats and explodes then respawns in his house and make another REAL update that doesnt include hats exept the explosive hat that kills you when you wear it

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[Lørd Tøny]

8:06

Gabe explodes and dies.

The end

[Legodude77]

8:07
Gabe respawns in a new story.
Gabe wakes up in his office.

[Lørd Tøny]

8:07

Gabe dies

The end!

[plad101]

8:07

Gabe dies

The end!

8:08
Lord tony Gtfo
Then!
Gabe watchs youtube

[Lørd Tøny]

8:09

Gabe got rickrolled

8:09 and five seconds

Gabe dies of a heart attack.

The end.

[Altered]

Lord Tony,


All you've been doing is "hurr durr gabe dies!!!" and it's NOT loving FUN ANYMORE.
Stop stuffting on the topic you loving cigarette.

[Lørd Tøny]

8:10

Fine Gabe lives.

Yeah lives like a baby calf, living in a small cage forced to never move so he can become very tasty veal.

[plad101]

8:10

Fine Gabe lives.

Yeah lives like a baby calf, living in a small cage forced to never move so he can become very tasty veal.

[awesomeman322]

8:20 gabe goes to valve to delete the workings of EP3






again

[plad101]

8:20 gabe goes to valve to delete the workings of EP3






again

RAAAGE
8:21
Gabe then explodes and respawns in EP3 oh wait HE DELETED IT! he then explodes and respawns in Call of duty Black ops Stockpile

[Lørd Tøny]

8:30

Gabe is sent to a slaughter house where they make him out of veal.

12:00

I eat Gabe, slowly munching on him savoring every single little morsel.

[plad101]

8:30

Gabe is sent to a slaughter house where they make him out of veal.

12:00

I eat Gabe, slowly munching on him savoring every single little morsel.

DONT MAKE ME!

dude im losing keyboards here

[Lørd Tøny]

12:05

Gabe becomes digested.

The end?

[plad101]

12:05

Gabe becomes digested.

The end?

12:0000002
Times explodes killing everyone
The end...