look your name up on urban dictionary :o

[Momentum]

Momentum

The measure of the difficulty to bring a moving body to a halt.

The momentum of the body is equal to the product of the mass and the velocity of that body:

p = mv (where p and v are vectors)

Where (SI units used):
p is the momentum in Newton seconds (Ns or sec Newtons, sN)
m is the mass of the body in kilograms (kg)
v is the velocity of the body in metres per second (ms^-1)
1. A truck coming towards you at 100 ms^-1 will be hard to stop with your body because it has a lot of momentum.

2. A tenis ball thrown at you at .5 ms^-1 will be pretty easy to stop with your face because it has little momentum.

:c

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[Blockomanian]

A crazy badass mother forgeter, who you don't wanna forget with unless your looking for a bullet in your dome. He is also very jacked and all the ladies want to get in his pants.

fuuuu...

first half, disagreed. second half, yea. Ill take it! xD

[IsaacKronenFaust]

"Look up your name, in the Urban Dictionary, you know what you'll find?"

"... A picture of me?"

"No! The definition of the word 'idiot,' which you loving are!"

[~Eletric~Rocket~]

Oh yes.

Brian:


The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, lovey, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.

"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Brian ever."

"Everyone bow down to the Brian."

EDIT:

Woman: I’m the luckiest woman in the world…

Her Girlfriend: Why is that?

Woman: Because… I have a Brian!

Her Girlfriend: Damn girl… You are lucky… Can we share him?

Woman: Sure!! Sounds like fun… He’s hung like a horse, so there’s plenty to go around!!

Her Girlfriend: Great!! Let’s go get started then…

[Meekl]

yaaaaaaaaaaaay

1.  michael  11642 up, 2076 down
 buy michael mugs, tshirts and magnets
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.
 

[RobotRob]

Really.

The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.

Look up Robert. The others just compliment my name. They really don't match with my personality.
Well, actually, there is one different definition... Apparently 0.008% (10 200) of American girls are named Robert

[lordician]

Love it.
I searched up my friends too, i was like LOL.
Then i searched a girls name and i was like TRUE AS HELL BROTHERS.

[Mysteroo]

LOL my name says I'm awesome, kill anyone in my way, I'm awesome, a destroyer of worlds, and.... I'm awesome. -Joseph

[orange wolf]

hehe I feel special

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=andrej

[ArfNarf]

Ummm... ok?

Will:

The hottest loveiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would forget him in a heart beat I LOVE WILLLLLLLLLLLLL <3333333

If you don't belive me search Will.

[Destroyer]

Jon:
John. (Gay version)
Jon. (Awesome Version)
Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise.

Sounds right. I've always preferred Jon over John as well.

[Masterlegodude]

Masterlegodude isn't defined yet.

Top 3

a complete entrepreneur /stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls
That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse..
Oh Man What A Jesse!

extremly amazing. very fly. person who is very loved <3 (:
dude, your such a jesse.

Litteral Meaning- God exists.
MY MEANING

Anyone named Jesse will never die a virgin. '

A very manly man.
DUDE! Jesse is an amazing person!

These results are giving me mixed feelings...

[ultimamax]

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as research star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.
AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAH

[Kevdude]

Kevin
the process of licking cum off a horses starfish, bathing a naked old man, yelling monday to all black women, and finally to perform the act of karate chopping off your own snake
the other day jeremy totally destroyed us in guitar hero by executing a kevin
kevin
v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.
After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.
Kevin
Likes to be raped. Also the act of raping .
Lets 'Kevin' that guy

[Xinakam]

1.    josh   
He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)

Whos your good looking boyfriend?Oh,that sud muffin?That would be Josh


2.    Josh
Coolest kid in the world, very popular, girls are all over him usually most of the time, loves pusillanimous individual

josh is so cool.


3.    Josh
A cool guy with the ladies all over him. Smart, funny, and hot, with a great richard.

He's such a josh, that's why everyone wants to be like him.

Do I win?

Whoever put in that first entry was terrible at spelling...