How do you want to die c:<

[Shadowed999]

Die by old age and weak organs.

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[Tingalz]

I wouldn't. I expect machine immortality by the time I'm 50.

[Monocle]

Don't care so long as my richard is either in my hand or a vagina

[StarDust]

Don't care so long as my richard is either in my hand or a vagina

i lol'd
it better not be mine >:C

[Shadowed999]

i lol'd
[size=1p]it better not be mine >:C[/size]

wtf is with dis small text.If u say it,say at like you mean it...with larger text.

[Monocle]

i lol'd
it better not be mine >:C

It will be :)

[Shadowed999]

It will be :)

I must go back in time now.

[StarDust]

It will be :)

I will die trying to beat monocle to death with a baseball bat

[Monocle]

I will die trying to beat sandvich to death with a baseball bat

Nice.


And then there will be a dramatic james bond loving scene between us.


And then I die.

[StarDust]

Nice.


And then there will be a dramatic james bond loving scene between us.


And then I die.

GODDAMNIT I MEAN MONOCLE, I GET YOU TO CONFUSED

[Monocle]

GODDAMNIT I MEAN MONOCLE, I GET YOU TO CONFUSED

Except for the fact I'm tall and lovey and date girls my age or older.

And I can actually grow facial hair.


While Sandvich is short and duckfaced and dates 6-11 year olds.


And can't even grow hair on his dong.


How can you get us confused?

[StarDust]

While Sandvich is short and duckfaced and dates 6-11 year olds.

lol'd
idk

[Monocle]

lol'd
idk

I'm jk.

You hate me, so you'll beat me with your cunt  flaps or something

[StarDust]

I'm jk.

You hate me, so you'll beat me with your cunt  flaps or something

No, because ill know you'd enjoy it

[Monocle]

No, because ill know you'd enjoy it

Nah, because if your pusillanimous individual is infact loose enough that you can smack me with your clit lips...

Well just gross is all I can say.