forget you ike
How did you get out?
You loving pulled me in when you came out.
HELP ME DAMMIT
I had premade the story from the start.
After realizing that the hole may be my only way out, I drop my shoes down there to make sure it doesn't destroy it completely, only to have the shoes come out of the sky just in a continuous loop. I decided to leap forward into the hole as loving fast as I could to gain momentum through falling so I would be shot forward.
It works and I'm shot forward fast through the portal. I am shot right back out of the portal six times as fast and the phone slips out of my hand into the hole.
I then am shot through the void so fast that I reach the end in two minutes and I warp it inside of itself and I come back six minutes after teleporting only to see my room is completely trashed and the wormhole is closed.