Author Topic: I have a question (Read 725 times)

GenaralSkar · March 11, 2011, 06:33:42 PM

If God created Man in his image, and Man evolved from monkeys, does that mean that God is a monkey?

inb4religionwar

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Commander sushi · March 11, 2011, 06:35:19 PM

My brain just died for a second.

brickybob · March 11, 2011, 06:35:57 PM

You broke Christianity.

Run. Run fast.

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Maze24 · March 11, 2011, 06:36:17 PM

Im athiest, but i believe god is anything and everything from what i hear.

Smash Fan · March 11, 2011, 06:36:37 PM

You know?
I want to bitchslap you in the face until you die.

Maze24 · March 11, 2011, 06:37:03 PM

You know?
I want to bitchslap you in the face until you die.

u mad bro

captain blue · March 11, 2011, 06:37:32 PM

u mad bro

forgetin starfish br0
forgetin starfish

reported for trolling

Smash Fan · March 11, 2011, 06:37:57 PM

u mad bro

not you, the idiot that made this topic that will only start religion wars.

Kingdaro · March 11, 2011, 06:39:21 PM

inb4religionwar

Seems like he wants a religion war.

Or "discussion" for optimists.

yndaaa · March 11, 2011, 06:39:40 PM

they are both different theories, if we evolved from monkeys then adam and eve never happened,
if adam and eve happened we didn't evolve from monkeys

Smash Fan · March 11, 2011, 06:41:48 PM

discussion

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aml · March 11, 2011, 06:42:29 PM

they are both different theories, if we evolved from monkeys then adam and eve never happened,
if adam and eve happened we didn't evolve from monkeys

What if Adam and Eve were monkeys?

GenaralSkar · March 11, 2011, 06:42:34 PM

Seems like he wants a religion war.

Or "discussion" for optimists.

No, I'm just saying people are gonna start arguing about religion if you ask something religious most of the time.

Deathwish · March 11, 2011, 06:42:50 PM

It's obv. religion is just a way of reassuring you that you're not just an elaborate robot to pass on genetic material.

Smash Fan · March 11, 2011, 06:43:39 PM

What if Adam and Eve were monkeys?

No, because they figured they were naked, and monkeys don't give a stuff.
Otherwise monkeys would use clothes.