My uncle is being charged for assault.

[Nixon]

Lol.
Anyway, Heres a funny story. Someone I knew got arrested for throwing someones phone into a garden.
The person was calling 999.

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[Ephialtes]

Makingblah likes to downplay the situations he and his dysfunctional relatives/friends get into in order to better fit his narrative of the police being corrupt and unfair towards him. His uncle probably hit the kids or something. Basically reiterating whatever someone else said in the thread - I didn't read it. He's probably also a drunk.

[Azzurolix]

Makingblah likes to downplay the situations he and his dysfunctional relatives/friends get into in order to better fit his narrative of the police being corrupt and unfair towards him. His uncle probably hit the kids or something. Basically reiterating whatever someone else said in the thread - I didn't read it.

Good point. But still, suing him because he defended himself? That would fail in court anyway.

[Ephialtes]

Adult hitting teenage girls? Yep, no way the court will pay any attention to that one!

[Azzurolix]

Adult hitting teenage girls? Yep, no way the court will pay any attention to that one!

Weren't they sprinkling flour or whatever infront of his shop? That would make customers not enter the shop/bar :O?

[Ephialtes]

I don't think "yeah I slapped the stuff out of some teenage girls because they were sprinkling flour outside my pub" is going to be the greatest defense. I think there are probably more appropriate ways to handle that.

[Sirrus]

Makingblah likes to downplay the situations he and his dysfunctional relatives/friends get into in order to better fit his narrative of the police being corrupt and unfair towards him. His uncle probably hit the kids or something. Basically reiterating whatever someone else said in the thread - I didn't read it. He's probably also a drunk.

His uncle probably forced them to have love with each other, stapled their vagina closed and caught them on fire.

I like Ike's version of events better.

[Azzurolix]

I don't think "yeah I slapped the stuff out of some teenage girls because they were sprinkling flour outside my pub" is going to be the greatest defense. I think there are probably more appropriate ways to handle that.

I have no knowledge of laws and stuff like this but if I were a Judge i'd fine the girls with some comunity service and half the fees. Other half goes to his uncle because he aggressed them

[Ephialtes]

I have no knowledge of laws and stuff like this but if I were a Judge i'd fine the girls with some comunity service and half the fees. Other half goes to his uncle because he aggressed them

Good thing you're not a judge!

[Shadowed999]

Good thing you're not a judge!

aHAAA

[Azzurolix]

Good thing you're not a judge!

Why would that be a bad decision? I'm only taking that after what the OP said.

If the story went like how you said it, the outcome would be different, obviously.

[Monocle]

Because some girls were throwing flour outside his pub, then he told then to stop and took the flour off them so they wouldn't make any more of a mess. He didn't hurt them, but took the flour away so he could at least try clean up before having a late friday night running the pub.

I'm sorry, but this is loving rediculous. This is just plain abuse of rights. I'm just going to throw some eggs at their house now, and when they take the eggs off me for throwing them, I'm going to charge them for assault. Same principal.

Or you can you know , not do stuff like majority would do.


You've already gotten in enough trouble with the law.

[Azzurolix]

Or you can you know , not do stuff like majority would do.


You've already gotten in enough trouble with the law.

This also.

But a light TPing would work :p

[ZB]

This is like, what, the fourth time the OP has made a thread about him or his friends getting in trouble with the police? After this many I'm starting to get suspicious.

Makingblah likes to downplay the situations he and his dysfunctional relatives/friends get into in order to better fit his narrative of the police being corrupt and unfair towards him. His uncle probably hit the kids or something. Basically reiterating whatever someone else said in the thread - I didn't read it. He's probably also a drunk.

I state something and nobody cares. Ephialtes states the exact same thing and everyone comments. It's okay, I'll just live my little lonely life on the little lonely corner of little lonely island.
in case you can't tell, I'm not being serious here.

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