Somewhere off the coast of Alaska...
An island dwells. At a glance, it seems entirely unextraordinary-- rocky cliffs, some grass and snow. But approach it with an aircraft, however, and it will plummet into the freezing water. A submarine will be crushed by an unknown force. A simple lifeboat will be slain by the unknown attacker. Overcome these obstacles, however, and you are worthy of setting your filthy, sin-ridden form upon the island-- the sanctuary. Should you be given this great honor, you are to proceed up the slope to the very peak of the island. At this point, you must fire a pistol into the air three times, and the stomp once. You will be whisked away by wind spirits, to the nucleus of my domain. It is here, where you will be cleansed. It is here where you will cleanse others. It is here where the revolution begins. I have been shown the end days. And I have been chosen to show them to you. A fair warning, however-- they are nigh. Prepare yourself.
