This is a small guide I've compiled to help my best friend Cameron and a pal Joel richarderson AKA: Sandvich score girls on Facebook. This guide will be split up into steps, Look for the asterisks.
1. Pick your target
You must be somehow linked to this person. (By School, mutual friends, same street, hell even the same county worked once!)
2. Do your research (Or consult me!)
Ask Your/their friends about them, make sure they are within your age group. (For sandvich this is 6-11, for Cameron this is 12-15!)
3. Send them an instant message on Facebook
Do something unusual to break the ice (I make Justin Beiber's head by typing in ":putnam:"
4. Make sure they are your type, Make some meme references and see if they catch on.
You're only aiming for light joking meme girls, nobody that spams your chat with "OVER 9000!" or "THE CAKE ISH A LYE!"
5. Tumblr is okay, /b/ is where it gets iffy, mention both and see what happens.
NOT in the same conversation though!
6. Get their digits
Simple enough
7. When they say "I have to go, text me" Do it. Immediately
8. Don't ALWAYS text back immediately, make excuses that sound plausible, I use "My phone never vibrates when I want it to :c"
9. Stop texting them for about 4 days, unless they text you, then never text them back unless you get lonely.
Finally, say "We need to hang out"
When they go "Sure" you're screwed unless THEY ask when or where.
There you go Sandvich and Cam. I wish you luck.
(Requested by a third, anonymous friend. Who is on the forums.)
