Author Topic: Sandvich has a new girlfriend  (Read 5324 times)

It depends on the girl. Some girl's hymens are so thin they break during typical athletic activities as a small child. I've also known three women with hymens so thick they had to be surgically removed because no amount of horseplay with a guy had broken it naturally, nor did scissors or anything else they tried to do to rip a piece of flesh out of their cuntholes.

Why are you telling me this...?

I just talked to my girlfriend about this;


She lost her virginity to me back in November, she's 17.


There was no blood or anything, but it was her first time.


She said the pain at first was awful, but after managing to get the whole width of a snake inside, it doesn't hurt anymore until you push in deep.


The reason I said it'd hurt is because its not fully devolped for loveual interaction.

Good to know

Why are you telling me this...?
Because you asked, you dumb little stuff.

/facepalm

When a girl loses her virginity, she bleeds from the vagina. Therefore her cherry was popped.
Oh boy.Im stupid. :c

Why are you telling me this...?
Good to know



Yeah.


In honesty, I figured it'd be less painful as you grow older?


Maybe I'm wrong, not sure.


I'll talk to my friend, he's a gynecologist.

See, I thought how much it would suck to be a girl.

Then I smiled, cuz I'm not. >:D


Yeah.


In honesty, I figured it'd be less painful as you grow older?


Maybe I'm wrong, not sure.


I'll talk to my friend, he's a gynecologist.
He has the job every man wants, and the job every man doesn't want.

Because you asked, you dumb little stuff.

How is that related to what I said? It was a snarky jab at how it hurts to lose it at any age, 8 or 18. Then you bring up how they have surgically cut it out sometimes because they're monstrously thick, and how some girls break it running because it's so thin. マホ~


He has the job every man wants, and the job every man doesn't want.


Uh..


If you were examining clean vaginas maybe...


But you don't go to a gyno if something isn't forgeted up :l


He said he's seen and smelled stuff that he's had to excuse himself from the room to vomit.


He's been in practice 6 years.

OB/GYN sees the most forgeted up looking pusillanimous individual on the planet.


Uh..


If you were examining clean vaginas maybe...


But you don't go to a gyno if something isn't forgeted up :l


He said he's seen and smelled stuff that he's had to excuse himself from the room to vomit.


He's been in practice 6 years.
Exactly. Men want it because they look at vagina all day, but don't because they see some forgeted up stuff.

Exactly. Men want it because they look at vagina all day, but don't because they see some forgeted up stuff.

I mean, once he fixes them up and he has to do "examinations" inside of the perfect new vagina... I'm sure its wonderful :3

I mean, once he fixes them up and he has to do "examinations" inside of the perfect new vagina... I'm sure its wonderful :3
You're gross.

my name rhymes with vagina.

You're gross.

Because the final step of a gyno repair is for the doctor to stick his fingers in the patients clam and then rub them down his body.


I'm obviously kidding.