Post-Apocalyptic Planning

[DracoSoul]

If you aren't raping people and taking their stuff, you're a pusillanimous individual. Don't contact me again unless I demand a tribute. In fact, bring me 135 gallons of water, or I'll rape your daughters and kill your warriors as they sleep.

[Ad Bot]

[Shadowed999]

If you aren't raping people and taking their stuff, you're a pusillanimous individual. Don't contact me again unless I demand a tribute. In fact, bring me 135 gallons of water, or I'll rape your daughters and kill your warriors as they sleep.

Cowards only kill people in their sleep and rape their daughters.pusillanimous individual

[Scream.]

do you plan on killing and raping travelers?

We rape the hot ones in order to reproduce
But no, they get taken in as prisoners. It's more efficient. But we often whip them.

Draco accepts no treaties. He either asks you to join him or he assassinates all of your leaders and assimilates your people.

What part of "forget Off" can't you get through your air-filled skull?

[Scream.]

Don't argue with Draco, we're trying to ally with him.

:I

[Shadowed999]

Don't argue with Draco, we're trying to ally with him.

:I

Yes m'am

[Jetlok]

hey Draco
...

nice hat.

[ralphelliott]

What part of "forget Off" can't you get through your air-filled skull?

[DracoSoul]

Because you are interested in allying with me, I will ignore the disrespectful comments directed at me by your subordinate. To gain my trust, I will lower your tribute from 135 gallons of water to 50 gallons, and 50 loaves of bread. Also, as a means of proving yourselves to me and my mercenary team, bring a child to our camp, and slit it's throat. After these 2 tasks are complete, I will create an alliance.

[Prodigy]

I want to join you people and help conquer the world!

[Scream.]

Because you are interested in allying with me, I will ignore the disrespectful comments directed at me by your subordinate. To gain my trust, I will lower your tribute from 135 gallons of water to 50 gallons, and 50 loaves of bread. Also, as a means of proving yourselves to me and my mercenary team, bring a child to our camp, and slit it's throat. After these 2 tasks are complete, I will create an alliance.

The bread and water is now being brought to you in carriages pulled by alien slaves, the child is in the back of the second carriage. I have supplied you with a sharp fancy knife that will be perfect for the job as well.

[Shadowed999]

Done and done

This child was the first child born in our empire. Her name was Sophie.

[DracoSoul]

Upon arrival, I will see to it that I traumatize your carriage conductors by forcing them to slit the child's throat. Not to worry; all but you and your officers are expendable. As is normally required to gain the cooperation of an organic speci-- I mean, another faction, I will return to you the elite training of my soldiers. Is this an acceptable positive to our alliance, as well as supply trade?

[DracoSoul]

The deed is done, welcome to an alliance with Incommodum Cliente, and prepare for glory.

[Scream.]

Upon arrival, I will see to it that I traumatize your carriage conductors by forcing them to slit the child's throat. Not to worry; all but you and your officers are expendable. As is normally required to gain the cooperation of an organic speci-- I mean, another faction, I will return to you the elite training of my soldiers. Is this an acceptable positive to our alliance, as well as supply trade?

That is acceptable. We currently have quite an expansive collection of items for trade, and we have the UPS Worldport which helps with trading from other continents. Your empire may use the Worldport as well.

Currently, we have been selling Japanese humans that we fished out of the ocean.

[Shadowed999]

I found a pretty one with long hair. c: