The spaceship stuck in space - The end! *READ THE OP NOW cigarette*

[IkeTheGeneric]

I am Nikolai Scratch.

Nikolai: I require food.

And then Nikolai runs to some pantry or kitchen to get food.

Uh let's see there's some Storage food, some more storage food and storage food.

The colorless synthetic oatmeal-bran food that can be cloned the easiest.

Tastes pretty good if you ask me

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[comr4de]

Tech Officer Michael Sloan


"God damnit, there's got to be one live conduit here somewhere," I mutter to myself as I try to repair one of the escape pods.

[PowerDag]

Nikolai wanders the halls eating synthetic oatmeal and sees Sloan.

"The wires to most of those are fine. You just need to open the breaker to let the electricity in."

[comr4de]

"Well no stuff, too bad there's no power in the first place."

[PowerDag]

"The generator's still running. I can open the main breakers to this wing and get some power. It will make our oxygen last a half-hour less than it did before, though."

[Tingalz]

is there a map or something of the ship?
if not, can I make one?

[comr4de]

@PowerDag:

"Eh, do it. We won't need to worry about that if we can get this thing working.

[PowerDag]

Nikolai runs to the main circuit panel in the engineering wing.

Minutes later, the lights come on in the escape pod rooms.
Nikolai returns to the room shortly after.

"There! We can get the-"
He abruptly pauses, eyes widened.
When asked what he saw, he points out the window.

[Tingalz]

"We're here, captain."
"Fire off a warning shot and hail them. This could be a trap and I won't fall for it."

[comr4de]

"forget damnit forget stuff forget"

I glance down at my datapad and realize something.

"Niko, can you get me a firing solution for one of these escape pods? I want to stick one inside that ship with me inside of it."

[?]

"Michael can I come with you?"
"I can help by being a black man."

[comr4de]

"Can you get some weapons from the armory? I'm talking scuttling charges, shotguns, ammunition.

[Tingalz]

Michael and Nikolai are shaken from the impact of the lasers. Suddenly, all- well, most of the viewscreens on the wall turn on and display an interior shot of a bridge, with the captain in the center. The captain starts to speak.
"Attention cargo cruiser, you have trespassed into our territory unauthorized, and so we will destroy you. Marine squads are being sent in now via shuttle and you will surrender yourselves and your cargo or die."

[comr4de]

I pick up the datapad.

"Well, at least we know they're serious. Where the hell is that monday with my shotguns?"

[?]

"Yo man I got the shotguns."
"I also picked up a bball and some fried chicken."
"Uh oh, They be attackin' us!"