The spaceship stuck in space - The end! *READ THE OP NOW cigarette*

[IkeTheGeneric]

yeah i was thinking about that
it could kind of be me taking a break from space adventure and moderating that for a while

do ittt

If I can make one that's half-successful, you could make a extremely popular one!

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[Tingalz]

TINGLES:
I get to the escape pods, and discover the little forget only restored power to one of them. That makes me angry. Oh well, at least I have an empty chamber to jump out of. I open the pod bay airlock and brace myself, shotgun and two bodies with me, to launch. I hit the button and the force of the vacuum jettisons me into space. I'm on route to the pirate ship, but I'm straying off course a bit. I try to adjust the course with the jets on my EVA suit, but they're broken. Great. Fortunately, I have a plan. I take one of the bodies off of my shoulder, and place it at my feet. Then, I rotate myself so that the right direction to go is above me, and finally I kick the body away from me and the force propels me in the right direction. That makes me happy. I don't land near the escape pod, but I can crawl along the mass of scorched and broken decks to get there. That will take time.

[Frontrox]

Are you talking to me, or the pirate?

[comr4de]

Are you talking to me, or the pirate?

Pirate

[Tingalz]

"Alright, let's salvage the FTl drove and see if we can mount it on am escape pod. Also, let's send out a distress signal, if it's pirates they'll react quicker, my brother's a captain on a frigate in the coalition, he told me that"

"Alright, I'll send the signal, but if a coalition warship shows up then me and probably anyone else still on this ship would rather jettison myself into space than get arrested. Then again, if our port cannons still work..."

[Frontrox]

Pirate

well in that case, i reach the bridge, and introduce my self "My name is Tim, and I've been trying to contact you for a while. Lets get the forget off this boat before we all die".

[comr4de]

@ ting "if we mount an FTL to an escape pod, we won't need those cannons."

I see the other guy 

"okay, help us get this set up. We're putting the FTL on an escape pod. "

[Frontrox]

"Alright". I glance out the windows, and see a person slowly drifting to us using bodies as push "Looks like we're about to have company"

[Tingalz]

"Alright". I glance over to the censors and notice another escape pod. "Looks like we're about to have company"

i didn't have an escape pod, disregard this

[Frontrox]

i didn't have an escape pod, disregard this

Oh sorry, I'll edit my post.

[Tingalz]

TINGLES:
I crawl along the shattered decks to the escape pod, open up the back hatch, and climb in. I close it behind me to prevent too much depressurization, and open the front hatch. I'm in the ship now. I see a sign with an arrow that says "BRIDGE".

[PowerDag]

Nikolai's laughter echoes from a hallway.
"You honestly think I'd forget about yooooouuuu?
...Well, you forgot about meeeeeeee!"

His knife makes a grinding sound against the wall. The bandages on the right side of his face are quite bloody from a missing eye.

"Whether you're dead or not, I'm coming along too."
His face goes from an unnaturally wide smile to a grave and serious look.

[Tingalz]

If you're implying that you're on the pirate ship then you're not because there's no way you could have gotten to the pirate ship after being cloned before me.

[?]

I consume myself.

[Tingalz]

comrad pleas get on steam