Nintendo is gay and doesn't deserve any of mine or anyone else's money. When you buy their products you're sayin "Hey, I really like stuffty, gimmicky controls being shoved into every game on your platforms regardless of whether they fit or not, and I'm a huge fan of sub-par rehashes of old-school classics because I can fool myself into thinking it's a fun game! Keep it up Nintendo! Also I'm queer and thought Goldeneye for the Wii was much more than an embarrassing display of mediocrity." マホ~