Author Topic: ASK A GUY NAMED MIKE ANYTHING  (Read 4972 times)

Who created the origin of original scientific knowledge of keeping everything particular in Planet Earth?

Who created the origin of original scientific knowledge of keeping everything particular in Planet Earth?

I DID


TWICE


Are you made of mike and ikes?

Are mike and ikes made of you?

Do I like Daft Punk?

hint: avatar


Are you made of mike and ikes?

Are mike and ikes made of you?

Mike and ikes are my frozen ejaculations

Do I like Daft Punk?

hint: avatar

You better like Daft Punk or I'll buy oversized boots to shove up your ass

Didja bring a light?



Why is there a shiny lump on my ballsack?

Why is there a shiny lump on my ballsack?

Because you don't have enough potassium in your body.

whens the next bus, im going to be late

Because you don't have enough potassium in your body.

Thanks, I'll make sure I get more potassium in my body.

whens the next bus, im going to be late

It leaves in 5 minutes.



Whoops, looks like that was the last bus for the night.

Mike, I have a very serious question involving a tiny mole under my snake.

One day, as I was masturbating with a banana, my mole changed from the usual color blue, to green! Now, my snake is made of magic, so I expected this to happen, but it changed colors again!

When I was about to interject, my mole changed from pink to macaroni and cheese.(http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/mac-crayon.jpg)
Please help, this is freaking me out.

                      Yours truly, LCB.

P.S. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/goon-doctor-snake.php

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snake snake snake

Slap it around and show it who's boss

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I pspssp can't psspsp understand psspspspsps your accent.