Ok that makes waaaay more sense than what Google gave me. 
10:21 PM - Joshua: The google translation of "僕はポニーの子にオナニーする"
10:21 PM - Joshua: is
10:21 PM - Joshua: "I was a child procrastination pony"
10:21 PM - Joshua: which sounds so much worse
10:21 PM - Rainbow Dash: wat
10:21 PM - Joshua:
link10:21 PM - Rainbow Dash: fail
I dont masturbate to ponys -.- also How do you say Hi?
konnichiwa
arigato
moshi-moshi (on telephone)
Even I know this stuff. damn.