Wait, my pasta! IT'S MOVED!!!
It was on my desk, beside my PC, but now it's on my bed! SPILT!!!!
You must have moved it and didnt remember.
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU MAKE ME DO? I HEARD A TINY SCREAM THE THE TEMPERATURE DROPPED LIKE 20 DEGREES!
Your mom stubbed her toe changing the thermostat
I got my pasta. It's really hot still, but it changed colour... now it's red... Like blood red...
I'm freaked out! WHAT DO I DO!?
Looks like you forgot putting the sauce on the pasta. Eat it.
Um... I'll go get some cheese. And eat it... I like cheese! It might get my mind off stuff...
Go to bed and stop lying about stuff.