Lumizo's Perfect English/Southern Dialect Help Desk

[yndaaa]

no, cooking is in my topic. would you like to lick my cupcakes?

(Yndaaa's thought bubble! )

...ill pass...

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[Stocking]

THROW ONE AT ME, DAWG.

Okay can you translate this for me?

CRACKA BITCH CRACKA BITCHASS MUDDA forgetA WE FIN DONE DOGGIE STAIH YO MOMMA AN U MUDDAFUKKA IF U DUNT FIN GET YO CHINKY HONK SELF OUDDA MAH HOOD brother DAMN stuff STRAIGHT BITCH U DUN MESS WID ME NOWADDUMSAYIN?

Also at the end I believe he implied a マホ～

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CRACKA BITCH CRACKA BITCHASS MUDDA forgetA WE FIN DONE DOGGIE STAIH YO MOMMA AN U MUDDAFUKKA IF U DUNT FIN GET YO CHINKY HONK SELF OUDDA MAH HOOD brother DAMN stuff STRAIGHT BITCH U DUN MESS WID ME NOWADDUMSAYIN?

Is it bad I can actually barely understand that? :v

fsdf edited "barely" in there

[Night Fox]

"White bitch white bitch-ass mother forgeter we're fixing to do it doggy style. You're mother and you, mother forgeter, if you don't get your [ugly/stupid/some other derogatory term] self out of my neighborhood, monday. Damn stuff straight bitch, you've messed with me, know what I'm saying?"

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I don't think that's right, Night Fox.

[Night Fox]

I did it word by word instead of in full.
Basically it's telling someone that they're going to forget their mother, and to get out of his neighborhood, or else.

[Iban]

CRACKA BITCH CRACKA BITCHASS MUDDA forgetA WE FIN DONE DOGGIE STAIH YO MOMMA AN U MUDDAFUKKA IF U DUNT FIN GET YO CHINKY HONK SELF OUDDA MAH HOOD brother DAMN stuff STRAIGHT BITCH U DUN MESS WID ME NOWADDUMSAYIN?

Excuse me, ma'am. In the neighborhood you are currently in, we behave ourselves to rather peculiar (and often violent) mannerisms that an Asian woman such as yourself would likely not find pleasant. However, I would like to inform you that the series of unfortunate events about to unfold on you are entirely your fault. Do you understand?