Author Topic: "School Sickness"? (Read 3500 times)

ShadowStep · March 22, 2011, 06:57:13 AM

Quote from: Freeze on March 22, 2011, 04:35:14 AM

Dry cereal and bread are actually really good for you when you've been sick, they fill you up and soak up any sick inside you. That stops you vomiting.

ahh forget
im going to throw up any second now and I had to get up at 5 am argh
I like to vomit to get the crap all out
is that good?

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Master Shadow Phoenix · March 22, 2011, 07:08:24 AM

This happened to me in elementary school. I started throwing up constantly for 3-5 days straight. The reason might've been food poisoning. I'd see a doctor if I were you.

ShadowStep · March 22, 2011, 07:34:43 AM

forget

i just threw up a lot of stuff
If this doesnt stop im going to the doctor. argh that bad taste in my mouth is horrible

Malestrom · March 22, 2011, 08:40:27 AM

Kay honey. You have zombie flu. Expect healing of wounds and numbness in limbs, then a brief coma. Then you will arise to eat human flesh and trigger the zombie apocalypse.
There is no cure.
There is no escape.
There is no ctrl+alt+delete
There is only death.

Shadowed999 · March 22, 2011, 08:41:39 AM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on March 20, 2011, 12:45:55 PM

It's the zombie flu youre going to die and be a zombie

I got that once. Still have that brain taste in my mouth. Colgate doesnt help.

Lil D · March 22, 2011, 08:55:00 AM

Quote from: Mr Man on March 20, 2011, 12:46:36 PM

Your allergic to school.

What about his allergic to school?

ONTOPIC:I think I'm allergic to school. Two days in a row of strep throat, and it started yesterday, the very day we went back.

Nymethus · March 22, 2011, 08:57:14 AM

Quote from: Belogna on March 20, 2011, 01:44:07 PM

It's the flu then

lol nice one doctor

The last time my stomach hurt for a long time I was just stressed.

Altered · March 22, 2011, 09:29:41 AM

Quote from: Malestrom on March 22, 2011, 08:40:27 AM

Kay honey. You have zombie flu. Expect healing of wounds and numbness in limbs, then a brief coma. Then you will arise to eat human flesh and trigger the zombie apocalypse.
There is no cure.
There is no escape.
There is no ctrl+alt+delete
There is only death.

You are no doctor!
The Zombie Flu (or Archepianthroitis) infects you, pales your skin, disables higher brain functions, mutates your eyes so you see everyone that's a human as a monster and other zombies as humans and sometimes mutates various parts of your body into what commoners call "special infected".
He infected with type 1 Archepianthroitis, meaning it will just make him slightly insane, pale and prone to vomiting for a few days; he needs to have Type 3 or higher to become an infected/zombie.

Trust me, I'm a licenced Zombologist.