jizz in hair?

[Feep]

Take shower
Sit down
Fap
Get jizz in hair


WUT DOOOO

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[Zephyrs]

I know some people who shoot like cannons. This happens all of the time to them.

[Kilser]

PUT SOAP IN ITTT

[Feep]

PUT SOAP IN ITTT

NOT WORK.

WHAT DOOO

[PizzaHut]

maybe if you didnt have such long hair?

[Jetlok]

take another shower

[Monocle]

It takes multiple days to completely wash jizz out of your hair.


Not kidding.

[Kilser]

It takes multiple days to completely wash jizz out of your hair.


Not kidding.

Oh god.

[Feep]

maybe if you didnt have such long hair?

I have short hair. Small cramped shower.

take another shower

Nope.

Wat dooooo

[Monocle]

And if any of you are curious as to how I know this;


9th grade health class. Teacher was talking about the properties of semen, and she was like 'and to all the girls, either buy horse shampoo, or don't plan on going out if you get this stuff in your hair'


No lie. My health teacher was one forgeted up son of a bitch.

[Kilser]

Take a loving stuff and and smear it all over your hair and face. Then you might blend in.

[PizzaHut]

shampoo it hard? haha sucks to be a bitch lul

[Ningyou]

Fap THEN take a shower, derp

[Monocle]

Aaaannnddd, I just talked to my girlfriend.


Said it took her 3 days for it to completely wash out. Showering 2x a day.

[Feep]

Take a loving stuff and and smear it all over your hair and face. Then you might blend in.

Thanks, it worked!