Author Topic: stuff that gets you mad  (Read 34566 times)

Stupid people and bigots.

>finishing drink with ice in it
>tilt cup to get one cube of ice to suck on
>no ice comes out
>tap on cup
>ice swarms my face

>finishing drink with ice in it
>tilt cup to get one cube of ice to suck on
>no ice comes out
>tap on cup
>ice swarms my face

OH MY GOD THIS

>pouring something from bottle/jug to cup
>tilt container above cup
>liquid flows down the side of the container onto the table, not into the cup

<Not paying attention to your drink
<Take a drink and it is now empty
<Not take a drink for a long time because you forgot
<Take a drink
<"where the hell did my drink go?"

>Open a can of drink and set it on the opposite side of the desk from an empty can of the same drink.
>Grab empty can on accident 100 times in a row.
>Put full can in empty can's spot, put empty can in full can's spot.
>Grab empty can 100 more times.
>GOD DAMMIT.

Racism and/or unfairness.

>Open a can of drink and set it on the opposite side of the desk from an empty can of the same drink.
>Grab empty can on accident 100 times in a row.
>Put full can in empty can's spot, put empty can in full can's spot.
>Grab empty can 100 more times.
>GOD DAMMIT.
loving THIS.

<Get all excited about something thats going to happen
<About an hour before you are practically jumping off the walls with excitement
<Event gets cancelled.

This topic is now about drink FFF-s, green text, and arrows.

<Plan on asking out a girl
<Going to ask her out next class
<Go to take a drink of something and it spills all over your shirt and pants

>Have diarrhea all day for 3 days
>Cancel something you had planned with someone on the 4th day due to diarrhea
>No diarrhea all day on 4th day
>FFFFFFFFFFF-

<Decide to go for a stroll around the neighborhood.
<All of a sudden massive amounts of rain and hail
<Wearing shorts
<About a mile away from house
<ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN DOO DOO DOO DOOOOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO

>in preschool coloring a boat in the ocean
>grab "blue" crayon
>start filling in ocean
>it's purple


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

I wouldn't know the difference besides the words labeled on the side, which usually become all blurry or ripped off after a while and become pretty much unreadable. :S