>be 10
>playing pokemon on stuffter before school
>Bus comes outside
>I still havent wiped
>Mom yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my snake, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>asks me if ive ever been kissed
>take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>My spaghetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like stuff and spaghetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>teacher catches me
>its snake inspection day
>my name is alan aardvard
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands For me to take off my pants
>I refurse
>She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and stuff leaks out
>she pukes on my richard
>get expelled
forget YOU snake INSPECTION DAY
