Author Topic: stuff that gets you mad  (Read 34787 times)

The bullstuff that Salvage Mod has come to be known for.

>be 10
>playing pokemon on stuffter before school
>Bus comes outside
>I still havent wiped
>Mom yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my snake, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>asks me if ive ever been kissed
>take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>My spaghetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like stuff and spaghetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>teacher catches me
>its snake inspection day
>my name is alan aardvard
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands For me to take off my pants
>I refurse
>She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and stuff leaks out
>she pukes on my richard
>get expelled


forget YOU snake INSPECTION DAY
uhhh... never recalled that...


>playing Pokemon White
>pull out level 55 Pokabu
>enemy is a Level 55 Basculin
>attack basculin with flamethrower
>not very effective...
>basculin attacks you with Aqua Jet
>you take a stuff load of damage
>time to finish him off with flamethrower again
>he attacks before you do
>you faint
>rage in your classroom in silence


IT WAS MY loving TURN YOU starfish.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2011, 11:07:27 AM by Col. Burton »

>playing Pokemon White
>pull out level 55 Pokabu
>enemy is a Level 55 Basculin
>attack basculin with flamethrower
>not very effective...
>basculin attacks you with Aqua Jet
>you take a stuff liat of damage
>time to finish him off with flamethrower again
>he attacks before you do
>you faint
>rage in your classroom in silence


IT WAS MY loving TURN YOU starfish.
I hate that >.<

Opening coca-cola and having it spray everywhere.
this all the way through a million rainbow boards

>be 10
>playing pokemon on stuffter before school
>Bus comes outside
>I still havent wiped
>Mom yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my snake, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>asks me if ive ever been kissed
>take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>My spaghetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like stuff and spaghetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>teacher catches me
>its snake inspection day
>my name is alan aardvard
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands For me to take off my pants
>I refurse
>She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and stuff leaks out
>she pukes on my richard
>get expelled


forget YOU snake INSPECTION DAY
O u.


>playing Pokemon White
>pull out level 55 Pokabu
>enemy is a Level 55 Basculin
>attack basculin with flamethrower
>not very effective...
>basculin attacks you with Aqua Jet
>you take a stuff load of damage
>time to finish him off with flamethrower again
>he attacks before you do
>you faint
>rage in your classroom in silence

You should've used Flame Charge.
That'd raise your speed :P

IT WAS MY loving TURN YOU starfish.

<Play a game's tutorial
<look for the first quest
<can't find the first quest
<spend 10 minutes looking for it
<die from going too far
<respawn where you started, in front of the first quest giver

>Put Inception in laptop
>Check forums
>load DVD player
>DVD player opens
>Need to change driver region
>Parental Control password needed
>Don't know password
>Have to buy on iTunes in order to watch

DAMMIT PARENTAL CONTROLS


>work at amusement park
>park shuts down because of incoming hail storm
>clock out
>decide to go to car and try to beat the storm
>start walking to employee lot that is about a half mile out
>starts hailing

<Big event coming up
<The event is the next day
<Get really really sick and have to miss it
<friends tell you how great it was
<Continue to tell you "You should have been there, oh it was so great!"

Sorry Demetri but topics like this


>Be 15
>Go to a girl's party
>Find out 2 girls there want to go out
>Bitch out
>Smack one
>loving Alpha
>Join the airforce

>11 years old
>On way to school
>Get abducted by old man in van
>No TV in van, radio playing boring baseball game
>Man shoots you up with cheap, off brand drugs
>Gags you with sub-par polyester handkerchief
>Forgets to apply lubricant
>No sensation as his richard is too small to take purity
>Passes out after first climax
>Bored for hour or two waiting for him to wake up
>Go home, get scolded by parents for missing school
>Tell them you'll star in one of their researchos to make it up to them
>They tell you that isn't gonna work this time
>mfw