stuff that gets you mad

[KadeBL_ID12958]

One kid in my school got his finger stuck in the net, scraped enough skin off to see some bone

Haha that handicap. let that be a lesson to him not to think he's cool for jumping under a foot in the air.

[Ad Bot]

[_Rave_]

When people label me, I get mad.  People have called me a geek, a "sassy pants", and a hipster.

Its bullstuff.  :c

[Tom Gunn]

One tastes like piss,

[Doomonkey]

Sarge is king of this.

[Demitiri]

People who think they have the right to run up to me and just grab my phone from my hands.
It happened at lunch today in school today, and a girl has her phone out turned on, and the dean's right hand man that handles the dean's office saw it, and he didn't care. Thank god for him. But I get in trouble by a lady for it having my phone what the forget

[kevin 51l]

>book/movie/video game ends
>an ending that was open for a sequel, or is just plain confusing
>SO I READ/WATCHED/PLAYED ALL THIS stuff FOR THIS STUPID ENDING FSDSDFD

i just finished The Giver and this happened fsdfsdf

[Skip]

Haha that handicap. let that be a lesson to him not to think he's cool for jumping under a foot in the air.

You're a sick man.

[G-Dude]

Things that piss me off is people who steal my ham.

[Nickelob Ultra]

One tastes like piss, the other tastes like stuff.

I find that Pepsi actually tastes sweeter while Coke tastes more carbonated.

[Sarge]

>fall asleep
>have kick-ass dream; very story worthy
>wake up
>excited to tell friends
>start forgetting
>arrive at school
>tell friends you had epic dream
>friends ask the contents of the dream
>the harder you try to remember, the more you forget.

[Joker Card]

<Really horny
<Masturbate to research
<interject
<climax wasn't worth it.

[breadboy]

<Watching TV and playing on the computer.
<Having a good time.
<Hear garage door opening.
<Realize mom has come home, so fake sleep so she is happy with me going to sleep early.
<After she goes to watch TV, you begin to get back on the computer, and turn the TV on.
<Realize you can't do that because she will know you were faking.
Now you have to go to bed early. >:I
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<Everyone is asleep, and it's about 8:00am so you go to make breakfast.
<You make breakfast, but since no ones awake it's very silent.
<Go to watch TV with your breakfast.
<Turn on the TV and the volume is at 100% and it blast through the house, scares the crap out of you and wakes everyone.
<Remember that mom watches american Idle with the volume to the max.
Omg fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

[VerticalHorizon]

>Walk by a mirror
>Realize hair looks loving amazing
>Play with it some until content
>Feel like hot stuff because hair is absolutely perfect
>Remember that you were on your way to take a much needed shower
>

[breadboy]

>Walk by a mirror
>Realize hair looks loving amazing
>Play with it some until content
>Feel like hot stuff because hair is absolutely perfect
>Remember that you were on your way to take a much needed shower
>

Oooh I feel yo pain.

[Sarge]

>Walk by a mirror
>Realize hair looks loving amazing
>Play with it some until content
>Feel like hot stuff because hair is absolutely perfect
>Remember that you were on your way to take a much needed shower
>

THIS.

loving THIS.