My grandfather needing help for computers.
Hello, son! can i have help with my computer? it's gone all slow!
Yes, sure, ah, you'll need a virus scan.
LATER
Virus scan done, let me clean these, i also think you should download Hijackthis so then i can eliminate the rest, but i have to go now, we'll talk to you on the phone.
LATER
Hey, Grandad? i'll tell you how to get hi-
IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW!, I DOWNLOADED IT, IT'S STOPZILLA ANTI-VIRUS, ISN'T IT?
Err, no, Grandad, it's Hijackthis, i think you got misleaded, it might ask you to pay fo-
NO NEED! I PAYED FOR IT, £60, IT'S FINE NOW! IT'S SCANNING MY COMPUTER
WHAT DID YOU DO?!