Author Topic: stuff that gets you mad  (Read 34648 times)

>Bored
>Go to google images
>Go to a mindforget
>Screamer after looking at it for a full minute

>fall asleep
>have kick-ass dream; very story worthy
>wake up
>excited to tell friends
>start forgetting
>arrive at school
>tell friends you had epic dream
>friends ask the contents of the dream
>the harder you try to remember, the more you forget.

You just made me remember I had an awesome dream last night, but it's far beyond remembering now.

<Have a Kick-ass sleep over.
<Stay up till 5:00am.
<Wake up at 11:00.
<Feel like stuff.
<Realize that you wasted a day of your weekend sleeping in till 1:00pm.

Listening to old people talk about their computers/the internet.

<Build one of the most amazing builds you ever made.
<Never saved throughout the whole project.
<Freeze, then think it's just a little lag.
<It reverts to the main menu.
<"The server connection has timed out."

<Eating a awesome burger, you spent like 30mins making.
<Got to go to the bathroon.
<Forget about dogs.
<Get done with business, and can't wait to take another bite of the burger.
<See an empty plate.
SKGJHRKHJTLNMKHM

Go to Ultimate Awesome's Medieval RP, wait a minute for files/datablocks/whatever, get into the game, and a few seconds later Ultimate Awesome has to leave and closes the server, and doesn't come back at a predictable time for a few days.



>Look at board during class
>"stuff, you know this. Let's do something that is actually fun."
>Stop taking notes
>Start playing silly flash games
>Look back up at board
>Get blindsided by complicated stuff you didn't expect
>Teacher then erases the board
>"forget."
>Try to get notes from the person next to me.
>WHY IS EVERYONE loving PLAYING GAMES?


Laptops? A bad idea for school? NEVER!


My grandfather needing help for computers.

Hello, son! can i have help with my computer? it's gone all slow!
Yes, sure, ah, you'll need a virus scan.
LATER
Virus scan done, let me clean these, i also think you should download Hijackthis so then i can eliminate the rest, but i have to go now, we'll talk to you on the phone.
LATER
Hey, Grandad? i'll tell you how to get hi-

IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW!, I DOWNLOADED IT, IT'S STOPZILLA ANTI-VIRUS, ISN'T IT?

Err, no, Grandad, it's Hijackthis, i think you got misleaded, it might ask you to pay fo-

NO NEED! I PAYED FOR IT,  £60, IT'S FINE NOW! IT'S SCANNING MY COMPUTER


WHAT DID YOU DO?!

whispering when there is no need to

When my dad forgets i have sisters and blames every error this computer gets on me

People who don't know the word "Stop"

When people walk up to you and hit you in a pressure point.

<Build one of the most amazing builds you ever made.
<Never saved throughout the whole project.
<Freeze, then think it's just a little lag.
<It reverts to the main menu.
<"The server connection has timed out."
You know I have a second keyboard that is not connected just for that?
I already have 11 keys missing on it.

When people walk up to you and hit you in a pressure point.
loving elementary school

when dumbasses try to do a stuffty accent for no raisin.
it pisses me off man also:

>dad says its time to go to bed
>remember i have a download going
>leave computer on overnight to dl
>wake up, expecting to play the best game ever
>forgot to resume the download
>GOD loving DAMNIT