So this morning my dad came out of the bedroom saying:
"Holy stuff! Holy stuff! Our company is going to be bought by the IBM - (International Business Machines)
Mom says:
"Whoa."
And I say in my head:
"Holy pissflaps!" Then, I say out loud: "The IBM? You gots to be kidding."
My dad isn't a liar and he works at a business where they make these servers and programs and stuff for computers. So that's how I know this is true. This is very awesome, because my dad could have awesome benefits from this, and could spend more time with his family instead of working 90 hours a week. This is just so loving shocking I can't describe anymore.
/discuss holy stuff moment(s)