It's because of this forum.
Leave now before it's too late.
I'm a cynical, self-hating bastard who expects everyone to be as critical as possible to everything and anything, and therefore expects to do so. I could say I'm horribly passive-aggressive, although I wish not to be.
Something along those lines.
GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Except your fantasies of violence and murder completely contrast with my confused angry madness.