Liberal Crime Squad, Now With More Political System!

[nickbond1]

Welcome to Liberal Crime Squad! The Conservatives have taken the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of government. Over time, the Liberal laws of this nation will erode and turn the country into a BACKWOODS YET CORPORATE NIGHTMARE. To prevent this from happening, the Liberal Crime Squad was established. The mood of the country is shifting, and we need to turn things around. Go out on the streets and indoctrinate Conservative automatons. That is, let them see their True Liberal Nature. Then arm them and send them forth to Stop Evil. Eventually the public will fall behind us, and we will put more Elite Liberals in government.

This game was originally made by Bay 12, the same people who made Dwarf Fortress. So you know its good.

Guide for beginners.

The game.

The list of skills.


Political System for dummies
Arch Conservative: Will never allow a liberal law to pass
Conservative: May allow a liberal law to pass
Moderate: Will randomly allow or veto a liberal or conservative law.
Liberal: May allow a Conservative law to pass.
Arch Liberal: Will never allow a conservative law to pass.

Tips

• This game beat you and stole your lunch money when you were 7.
• If you can, get sports cars.
• NEVER use homeless shelter as a hideout.
• Music is the best way of gaining money.
• Having high agility will make it easier to run from the cops/swat/deathsquad officers.
• The CSS boss has the best armor in the game.
• You get juice for successfully turning Conservative scum with arguing politics.
• The best strategy is a non-violent strategy.
  

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[Uoz]

This is an amazing game. I'm no good at it. I always die while escaping from the death squad in a convertible.

[nickbond1]

The last time I played LCS, I had a transvestite interrogator with bondage cloths and a staff.

[Uoz]

More people should play this game. You can recruit prostitutes.

[Domidore66]

Stop right there, liberal scum!

[Uoz]

Stop right there, liberal scum!

Nonono. Liberals do totally legal things. Such as raiding coffee shops and killing the conservatives in said coffee shop.

[Wynd_Fox]

Pretty sure my dad thinks this is how all liberals act.

[Proog]

Maybe I'll try to log my beginner account and see how much I forget up.



AND HERE'S HOW IT ALL BEGAN!

[nickbond1]

You can have a persons face shot off, and have them survive.

[Dodger]

Bump cause this is epic.

2 out of my 3 people got killed by a soldier in Vallance apartments, and my 3rd guy who has Psychology and Security skills just got out of jail and has to revive the squad by converting conservatives asdf.

[Jacob/Lee]

Bump.

My entire Death Squad (5 guys total) just got their asses kicked by the poleec. 1 died, the rest were arrested. The CEO they had hostage was "accidently" hit by a Gang Squad member and died from the shot. 2 guys (including the leader, codename Stone Cold) got death sentences, 1 got 5 life terms and the last got 10 life terms. Each guy had atleast 80 vandalisms, ~16 murders, 20 breaking & enterings, 10 assaults, 2 assisting in prison breaks, 5 dealing of concentrated substances and a bunch of other things I don't care to remember.

Some guy got 9 years for a failed motor theft though, and a police sniper sniped my hacker dude for no reason apparently.

Also, a bunch of rednecks in pickup trucks chased us a few days before.

[Jacob/Lee]

Bump because people are stupid and wouldn't know a good game if it slapped them in the face.

[DracoSoul]

Best text-based game ever.

[rockslide26]

Oh god my options are greying out sometimes -_-
It's hard to play the game with only one guy after the others died and be unable to recruit more.

[Jacob/Lee]

Oh god my options are greying out sometimes -_-
It's hard to play the game with only one guy after the others died and be unable to recruit more.

>Buy gun
>Kidnap Conservative
>Beat & convert during interrogation
>Stop beating when Wisdom is 1-3
>???
>Profit New Liberal